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Buna ziua. As vrea sa-mi fac asigurare de viata.

-Ce vb mosule.

Cati ani ai?

-97…. Tipul ramane tampit.

-Vorbesti serios? Ce vrei la varsta ta asigurare?

-Na… Vreau sa merg cu tata intr-o vacanta si e bine sa fim asigurati…

Asta isi baga mana in par…

-Cu tatal tau?! Pai ce varsta are?

-125.

-Pai si ce cautati voi intr-o vacanta?

-Ehh… Mergem in vizita la bunicul meu….

Asta se dadea cu capul de birou…

-Ce spui ba mosule? Iti bati joc de mine?! Cati ani are bunicul tau?

-145…

-Pai si ce faceti acolo?

-Pai nah… Se casatoreste si mergem la nunta….

Tipul se tinea de inima…

-Si de ce se insoara acum ba mosule??!

-Eeee… Tampenii… Sti si tu cum sunt astea…. Il forteaza parintii lui…

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