cein Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 uitati aici o super faza.. am ras la asta..se vede ces olteni,,, " ce facutati " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzmaAkRwN8c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0K3R Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5395/591746irinel1oa0.jpg________________________________________________________Vand mâtza super sport,pret redus:supraalimentata, stomac v12 in 4 timpi, urechi retrovizoare sport, coada reglabila pe inaltime, tractiune spate, purici sparco, paintjob unic perlat in 2 tonuri crem si negru, faruri "ochi de pisica" albastre, sistem suspensii lowrider ROG SERIOZITATE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epic Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 http://ikbis.com/ad.9411/shot/26887mama panda si bebe panda. bebe panda stranuta, si ma-sa era sa faca infarct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YonutzW Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 hack-uieste orice site http://www.netdisaster.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kw3rln Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeOCruX Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Tata, cum am am aparut eu pe lume? Tata zice:- Baah fiule, cred ca intr-o zi tot ai sa afli! Pai, eu si cu maica-ta intr-o zi am intrat intr-o camera de chat. Am aranjat apoi o intilnire via e-mail cu maica-ta si ne-am intilnit intr-un internet cafe virtual. Ne-am strecurat intr-o camera privata, unde maica-ta a fost de acord cu un download din hard-ul meu. Imediat ce eram gata de upload, am descoperit ca nici unul dintre noi nu folosise firewall-ul si fiindca deja era prea tirziu sa dam delete, noua luni mai tirziu a aparut un mic popup binecuvintat care a tipat din toti rarunchii:----- You've got male !!!!Se poate pune stapanire pe (si distruge) planeta Pamant cu ajutorul computerului?Raspunsul este DA si anume:1.Gaseste URL-ul lui Dumnezeu (inearca god.org, god.net, poate god.com, dar in nici un caz islam.com sau vatican.net).2.Sparge password-ul (incearca Isus, Adam, Moise, Maria, sau poate Satan)3.Instaleaza urmatorul Script-Program. Nu uita sa iti folosesti numele in program:DELETE Paradise:*.menMOVE Anna Nicole Smith TO Paradise:MOVE Pamela Anderson TO Paradise:MOVE [ NumeleTau ] TO Paradise:FORMAT Earth:/UINSTALL OceanINSTALL ContinentINSTALL BacteriaINSTALL PlantsINSTALL InsectINSTALL FishINSTALL DinosaurNu stiu daca urmatoarele linii functioneaza (probabil ai nevoie de unSuperuser-Password, dar nu se stie?):RENAME [NumeleTau ] TO God.Goddaca doresti sa distrugi si Pamantul:UNDELETE Einstein.manRENAME BillGate.god TO BillGate.manRENAME Michael_Jackson.wom TO Michael_Jackson.manEDIT Sunrise.iniDELETE *.nazismCOPY Earth:AfricaKenyaLions.anm TO Earth:AmericaUsaNew_yorkMOVE ION@ILIESCU TO Earth:RussiaSiberia2 programatori isi cumparau tigari.- Ba, ia uite ce zice aici, pe pachet, cica "Avertisment: Fumatul poate cauza cancer pulmonar!"- Lasa, ba, warningurile, zi numai erorile.- asta mi-a placut la culmeBill Gates moare. Ajuns in fata lui Dumnezeu acesta ii zice :- Pentru ca ai fost un om foarte important te las sa alegi unde vrei sa mergi : in iad sau in rai.Dupa un timp de gandire Bill Gates zice:- Pai , as avrea sa vad cum este fiecare loc, daca se poate.Zis si facut.Prima data Bill Gates se duce in iad. Acolo distractie la culme femei misto, bautura muzica, etc.Dupa doua saptamani se duce si in rai. Ajuns acolo vede si el niste ingerasi care stateau pe norisori si cantau la harpa, in rest plictiseala.Asa ca Bill Gates se duce laDumnezeu si ii zice ca vrea sa mearga in iad.dupa vreo luna dumnezeu face o vizita in iad. Acolo il gaseste pe Bill Gates arzand intr-un cazan cu smoala.Disperat Bill Gates striga:-Doamne uite ce e aici. Nu seamana deloc cu ce era prima data cand am venit aici !La care dumnezeu raspunde:- That was just a demo ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBes7 Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 ultima e belea:))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodKat Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 http://www.trilulilu.ro/al3cse/07df46a2f11b2d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhEaD Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 http://www.lolcat.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazzeE Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 LoL LeOCruX )))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pitbull- Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Cel mai tare ala cu programatori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoRTeX Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Pula-Pula-Pula Scuzati cuvintele dar asa se numeste melodie este in portugheza si pula in portugheza nu sunt sigur ori bucurie ori a sari una dintre astea doua oricum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolce21 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Pula-Pula-Pula Scuzati cuvintele dar asa se numeste melodie este in portugheza si pula in portugheza nu sunt sigur ori bucurie ori a sari una dintre astea doua oricum E incredibil!!! ))))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyrNjord Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztobeRcQMEE aveti rabdare...p la 00:58 e faza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreak Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4Rk M3sSIah Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Wassuuuuuuuuuuup??? Si Faaaaaaaaaashi??? Sa mai ziceti ca hackerii de pe mIRC nu pot sa iti pice netul, sa iti arda monitorul si sa ramai fara lumina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr4k3 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxer Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Marfa ba ! Imi place ! Bravos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-VIP-SoftKill Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Nu stiu daca a mai fost postat ,dar e mortal..nu mai pot sa ma adun de sub birou de ras )))))))))))0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arh1RwduqYg&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-VIP-SoftKill Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 UITATIVA LA ASTA SI SPUNETI CE PARERE AVETI is pe jos..plang de ras=))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreak Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marele Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 ce danseaza baba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracky2cool Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 http://www.99poze.ro/ID_ul_lui_Becali/1/Este 1 poza pusa de Wisa, modificate de moi. 8) 2-0 ptr. Steaua & Status, emblemele mai clare... etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deluxe69 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 MAN REMOTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragosh123 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 ce danseaza baba way,chiar danseaza bine baba aiaUita-ti aici un link misto:http://www.myvideo.de/watch/370934 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...