Flash85
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hais si cea...luati-o in parti diferite ca se vorbeste despre un SO, ce dreaq sunteti asa deranjati nu inteleg
eu nu am testat Vista ca am 2GB Ram si proc 2GH dual-core si mi-e ca se misca praf...
ce ziceti se merita sa iau vista ?
il folosesc si la jocuri...in majoritatea timpului
am auzit cum ca s-ar misca praf rau de tot pe la configuratia asta
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Eu ma mai uitam pe www.tvon.ro
asta e mai misto decat cel pe care l-am recomandat eu
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Presupun ca nu te pricepi la masini...de ai pus doar alea in top
1.Bugatti - cea mai tare
2.BMW
3.Mercedes
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vezi mediaonline,go,ro
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A Fuckin' Admin
ps: imi placea aseara cum suna
(alea is faine ..care trebuie sa ai nu stiu cate posturi sa poti intra)
scz
hai ma nene ca sunt unii idioti care posteaza doar pentru a face +1 post la numar...sa fim seriosi
nu stiu la ce ajuta asa de mult sa fie multi utilizatori, cum sunt eu pe click-net pot sa dau un reconnect si am alt ip, adrese de mail le faci instant = as putea sa fac un milion de useri
vizitatorii ar trebui sa vada doar unele forumuri...gen tutoriale, programare, off-topic...oricum sa fie putine ca sa il indemne sa isi faca cont pe forum
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am mai postat si in alt topic asta...ca era raspuns adecvat, dar aici se incadreaza perfect :
A. INTROI. What is this?
II. Defining 'Noob'
B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behavior of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats
C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies
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A. INTRO
I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.
II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.
* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.
B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!`` !! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLL l u n00b
Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.
II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.
Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.
Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.
III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.
Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.
V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.
They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.
C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.
English (T4lk)-
Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.
Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!! !! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337
II. Major noob avoiding strategies
The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.
Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.
Noob Talk: LAlWAlwalwalWAWLAWLAWA!~! ~!~!!!11!!! 1M NOtttt N0000BZ
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imi place despre tine...
folosesc mozilla deoarece :
1.addons (greasemonkey e piesa rau - userscripts.or)
2. mai usor de folosit (mai rapid)
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BTW daca tot aveti preocupari apocaliptice documentati'va despre 2036 atunci e posibil sa avem o surpriza cu explozie sau macar sa ne simtim ca un soldat cand ii shuiera un glontz pe langa ureche.
pana ajunge in apropierea Pamantului, nu o sa mai ramana nimic din piatra aia
am ajuns la concluzia ca mass-media influenteaza prea mult omul...dar trebuie sa fi si prost sa crezi tot ce vezi la TV sau afli din alte surse mass-media
*scuze pentru post dublu dar nu stiam cum sa fac quote-ul sa apartina unui membru si a trebuit sa dau quote la postul lui
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chestia cu disparitia pamantului cu p mare apare in fiecare generatie...crezi ca ala din 2223 nu o sa citeasca in ziar sau unde or mai aparea stirile, ca peste 40 ani va disparea planeta si ca or sa faca case pe pluto ?
geez...ma de unde veniti ? acum serios vorbind
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facuse cineva un post cu ceea ce inseamna noob...am intalnit pe travian la prezentarea unei aliante...la inceput am citit doar inceputul dar este foarte tare tot...merita citit, parerea mea
asta pentru ce a scris danny cu privire la ala cu gastele...si pe mine ma oftica niciotreabistii
A. INTROI. What is this?
II. Defining 'Noob'
B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish
II. Where to find noobs
III. Behavior of noobs
IV. Noob religion
V. More about noob habitats
C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major noob avoiding strategies
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A. INTRO
I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.
II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.
* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.
B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!`` !! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLL l u n00b
Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.
II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.
Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.
Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.
III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.
Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.
Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.
IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.
V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.
They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.
C. AVOIDING NOOBS
I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.
English (T4lk)-
Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.
Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!! !! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337
II. Major noob avoiding strategies
The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.
Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.
Noob Talk: LAlWAlwalwalWAWLAWLAWA!~! ~!~!!!11!!! 1M NOtttt N0000BZ
Cat despre chestia cu virgin la 18 ani...care e problema ? e regula ca trebuie sa faci sex inainte de a implini 18 ani ?
sunt multi care fac sex de la 13-14 ani...si altii care fac mai tarziu...asta nu insemna ca ala de 14 ani e cool, smecher, etc., asta tine de personalitate si ar trebui sa fie privata
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Icoanele ce lacrimeaza nu ar trebui sa aiba vreo legatura cu D-zeu. Una din cele 10 porunci spune sa nu faci chip cioplit domnului. Icoanele sunt si vor fi un pacat daca tinem cont de cele 10 porunci.
am intrebat un preot de chestia asta si mi-a spus ca icoanele sunt sfintite...ca ele il reprezinta pe dumnezeu. de unde stie el?
si mai am alt preot...vecin....care isi bate nevasta si striga dupa mine pe strada ca sunt bagabont ca tata :shock:
eu cred in dumnezeu...sa zicem din 2 motive
1. ca lumea asta toata a aparut de undeva...nush...ceva a creat-o, cineva
2. sper in reincarnare...nu vreau sa ma duc definitiv cand mi-o veni vremea...cred ca asta vine din cauza fricii de a nu muri...dar nu conteaza
faza cu preotii, icoanele...statuile, si toate porcariile astea nu le inghit,
cum sa te inchini la icoane daca e una din porunci sa nu o faci ?
multi preoti nu merita statutul de preot...sunt oameni care au ales chestia asta din cauza saraciei
cum sa te duci la biserica ca sa te inchini ? acasa strica ? parca te-ai duce la discoteca...sau ceva de genul....care e rostul acestei adunari ? "unde-s multi puterea creste" probabil se aplica aici
si multe altele, dar nu imi vin acum in minte...astept posturi
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SoftKill]Sa impusc in cap totzi tziganii! :!:
:shock:sa folosesc ak pentru airsoft al unui prieten si sa ii gauresc pe toti pana sangereaza pana la moarte
PS : nu sunt rasist, pentru ca tiganii nu sunt o rasa, sunt un fel de zergi
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la aparatele vechi de poker daca apesi intr-o parte laterala poti sa opresti pe ce semn vrei tu ^^
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asta e codul sursa...cum fac sa introduc chestia asta intr-un script ?
vreau sa dau dublu click pe script si sa se logheze automat, fara sa mai introduc eu nume si pass
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aham...ty , l-am luat acum, testing
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eu folosesc mozilla...ca sa imi deschida in mozilla trebuie sa includ un mozilla.au3 in loc de explorer?
din cate vad eu programul asta e facut special pentru internet explorer
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si de ce te superi asa ? nu mai posta doar ca sa faci lumea varza, daca nu sti nu te baga
oricum, mersi pentru raspuns, esti un dulce
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Poate sa ma ajute cineva cu o chestie ?
Vreau sa am mail la yahoo, flash.yahoo.com, nu flash_theone@yahoo.com cum am acum
Poate cineva sa vada daca este folosit contul ala , ca eu i-am dat mailuri si pe romana si pe engleza si pe franceza si nu am primit nici un raspuns...daca e activ asta e...raman cu contul asta.
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cum sa te intrebe ce inseamna janav pe rromi ?
doaaamne...asa ceva nu am intalnit in viata mea...long live antoanescu
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Real fight ... aici curaj
UFC
cauta si vezi acolo bataie adevarata, nu ce pun astia aici eroii de la rio
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flash... conquiztador e o prostie , la vrei sa fii miliardar ori stii ori nu stii aici daca te intreaba care-i inaltimea varfului everest unu zice 10 altu 30 altu 300 ala cu 300 castiga... aici ala cu bulanu mai mare castiga
prea tare jocu n-am ce zice . Daca te intereseaza jocuri online joaca thecrims , prisoninmate etc.cum mah sa joci crims ? ... daca te intreaba de inaltimea la everest nu zici sute...zici si tu cateva mii... nu e ala cu bulanu...e mai mult ala cu capul, mai trebuie si sa gandesti nu doar sa arunci raspunsuri aiurea cu speranta ca o sa fi cel mai aproape de raspunsul corect...
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astea sunt vechi rau
- amx_clexec nume "+left" (va face persoana respectiva sa se invarta pana iese si intra din nou in joc)scrii "-left" sau "+right" in consola si s-a rezolvat
Am revenit
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Bine v-am regasit
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