Ne0h Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) Un coleg de al meu a compus un Algoritm,la misto pentru un prieten de-al lui.Nu a respectat fix alfabetul dar caterinca sa fie! Ce a iesit:# include <iostream.h># include <pascu.h># include <cyborg.h># include <paranghelie.h>void main (){bool aere_de_fraier ,idiotzenie,noroc_la_femei,life,etc;power_on cyborg;If {femei=1aere_de_fraier=1}else if {femei=0start bad_joke}random bad_joke ;cout << infinite*bad_joke<<”Ahaha” ;While {bautura=1start_picioare };random move_picioare=dans;if {human_female_intalnitinitialise sound_cardaddres bad_joke to femalewait for ignoremake more bad_joke untill female_pumn= received}else if{ human_female=interested_in_cyborgturn_away_from_female_human=1abort_all=1start legsrun_started=1find place_to_hide_from_life=fastformat recent_memoryreboot pascu_machinefind bautura_ieftinaget drunk_with_water};start hit_walls_with_pumniIf (walls=breakthen show_muscles)else (if pumni=breakseek cyborgitza)If (cyborgitza=foudstart to_plange_ca_un_bebelusif jet=receivedtry againelse annoy_kalist_nasty=1reboot pascu_machine;download latest_cyborg_firmware;skip check_for_errors ;use_old_drivers=1; //Warning ! If old drivers are used ,your Cyborg may act like a complete idiot*//start video_card;seek food;start beg_for_biscuit;cout << “mersi”*infinit<<”raman dator”;cin << biscuit;start_inecat;if pascu_machine=alivethen start hit_random_with_legs_and_pumni ;else send email_to_anyone ;cout << “Ajutor ba ! “;if help_receivedthen become_caine=1else rebootif end_of_ore=1seek cyborgitza;if cyborgitza=foundstart umplut_bale_ciborgitza_fatzaif palma_received=2try_again ;if palma_received=pow(2,5)try_again;else start sound_card;cout << urlet_de_fetitza << “Aaaau , de ce dai ?! ”wait for palma_ciborgitza;add to registry palma_ciborgitza ;if (clock=8start cyborg_sport);start flotari=3if (leshinatthen laba_dupa_gyborgitza);else shutdown pascu_machine;cout<< endl;cout<<”ZzZzZzZz”;} Edited December 9, 2009 by Ne0h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...