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Algoritms la caterinca

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Un coleg de al meu a compus un Algoritm,la misto pentru un prieten de-al lui.

Nu a respectat fix alfabetul dar caterinca sa fie! :))

Ce a iesit:

# include <iostream.h>
# include <pascu.h>
# include <cyborg.h>
# include <paranghelie.h>

void main ()
{bool aere_de_fraier ,idiotzenie,noroc_la_femei,life,etc;
power_on cyborg;
If {femei=1
aere_de_fraier=1}
else if {femei=0
start bad_joke}
random bad_joke ;
cout << infinite*bad_joke<<”Ahaha” ;
While {bautura=1
start_picioare };
random move_picioare=dans;
if {human_female_intalnit
initialise sound_card
addres bad_joke to female
wait for ignore
make more bad_joke untill female_pumn= received}
else if{ human_female=interested_in_cyborg
turn_away_from_female_human=1
abort_all=1
start legs
run_started=1
find place_to_hide_from_life=fast
format recent_memory
reboot pascu_machine
find bautura_ieftina
get drunk_with_water};
start hit_walls_with_pumni
If (walls=break
then show_muscles)
else (if pumni=break
seek cyborgitza)
If (cyborgitza=foud
start to_plange_ca_un_bebelus
if jet=received
try again
else annoy_kalist_nasty=1
reboot pascu_machine;
download latest_cyborg_firmware;
skip check_for_errors ;
use_old_drivers=1; //Warning ! If old drivers are used ,your Cyborg may act like a complete idiot*//
start video_card;
seek food;
start beg_for_biscuit;
cout << “mersi”*infinit<<”raman dator”;
cin << biscuit;
start_inecat;
if pascu_machine=alive
then start hit_random_with_legs_and_pumni ;
else send email_to_anyone ;
cout << “Ajutor ba ! “;
if help_received
then become_caine=1
else reboot
if end_of_ore=1
seek cyborgitza;
if cyborgitza=found
start umplut_bale_ciborgitza_fatza
if palma_received=2
try_again ;
if palma_received=pow(2,5)
try_again;
else start sound_card;
cout << urlet_de_fetitza << “Aaaau , de ce dai ?! ”
wait for palma_ciborgitza;
add to registry palma_ciborgitza ;
if (clock=8
start cyborg_sport);
start flotari=3
if (leshinat
then laba_dupa_gyborgitza);
else shutdown pascu_machine;
cout<< endl;
cout<<”ZzZzZzZz”;
}

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