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http://www.santabot.com/

:@

uite ce i'am zis eu:

You: you're gay?

Santa: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

You: Nicolae Guta is a cocalar

Santa: I think Nicolae Guta is more than that.

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You: Do you have probleme cu prostata ?
Santa: No I don't think I have any probleme cu prostata. But I do have a great botmaster.

You: asl
Santa: 5/Robot/California.

You: Can you hack nasa.gov ?
Santa: I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.

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