escalation666 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 Funny Unix csh/sh commands:---------------------------% cat "food in cans"cat: can't open food in cans % nice man womanNo manual entry for woman. % rm Godrm: God nonexistent % ar t Godar: God does not exist % ar r Godar: creating God % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?Too many ('s. % make loveMake: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a light?No match. % man: why did you get a divorce?man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine?Bad substitute. /* not csh but sh */$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which senseno sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot openopener: not found --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: "Aditya, The Hindu Skeptic" (a018967t@BCFREENET.SEFLIN.LIB.FL.US)Date: Tue, 31 Jan 1995 12:24:37 -0500 Quote
