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sincer o stiu de cadn avea 1000de views de anu trecut dar mi s a parut un bullshit..si sincer amd at de multe ori de ea.de atunci:|..vazusem un video great revin daca il gasesc..

bans don`t kill people.????? kill people with bans:D nu m am putu abtine

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Are un inceput de voce

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It's your birthday today,

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
G
that twenty-one years ago on this day,
A D
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

and nine months before that magical day,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
G
and they were having a good time,
D
they were dancing and drinking wine,


(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
D G A
happy birthday,
B G
happy birthday,
A D
happy birthday,


D
and when they got home they were horny as hell,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
G
and he tore her panties off,
D
and his penis was hard as a rock,

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
G
so they formed a sixty-nine,
D
and your mom came at least three times,


D
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,
G
and when he realized his mistake,
A D
he had ejaculated and it was too late,


D G A
and then your mom got pregnant,
D G
and your dad started crying,
D A
he wanted your mom to get an abortion,
D G
but your mom wanted a child,
A
and nine months later your were born,
G D
and five months later your parents got a divorce

Ce penala e melodia.

Posted
ba, aia e piesa facuta de ei?sau e parodie la alta

ca e super negativu si ritmu

:X

daca cu asta s-ar multumi mai toate femeile

pai eu stiu ca e facauta de ei au album si imi place melodia cu i m on a boat si cu like a boss

like

e misto si videoclipul:))

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