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  1. Fun stuff

    17 Motive pentru care sa iti cumperi iPhone X: 1. IPhone X nu costa mult, esti tu prea sarac. 2. IPhone X e asa de tare ca daca, cade pe jos se sparge Galaxy S8-ul altcuiva. 3. IPhone X e asa de puternic incat daca stergi un numar din agenda acea persoana moare in viata reala. 4. Cand folosesti GPS-ul de fapt tu stai pe loc si pamantul ti se misca sub picioare. 5. Cand activezi modalitatea "Do Not Disturb", iPhone X stinge toate telefoanele prietenilor tai. 6. IPhone X are un ecran asa de definit ca daca te uiti la un film, actorii se simt observati. 7. IPhone X are marul intreg si in plus mai e si biologic. 8. IPhone X e asa smecher incat husa lui e alt iPhone X. 9. Incarcatorul de masina pentru iPhone X nu incarca telefonul, ci masina. 10. Pe pagina Apple langa sectiunea de unde poti cumpara un iPhone X este si sectiunea de unde un iPhone X te poate cumpara pe tine. 11. Si iPhone X se poate conecta la Bluetooth. Cu lumea de dincolo. 12. Cand un iPhone X cade, stelele isi pun o dorinta. 13. Siri din iPhone X stie unde se afla Elodia. 14. IPhone X nu are modalitatea avion, avionul are modalitatea iPhone X. 15. Calculatorul din iPhone X poate sa imparta la 0. 16. IPhone X e asa de realistic ca daca vrei sa te uiti la un porno iti trebuie prezervativ. 17. Daca suni un numar inexistent cu un iPhone X, acel numar incepe sa existe
  2. sunt curios departamentul ro daca a declarat ceva la confiscari
  3. A crackdown on organized crime by Bulgarian law enforcement in May resulted in the seizure of more than 200,000 bitcoins – an amount worth more than $3 billion at today's prices. According to a press release dated May 19 from the Southeast European Law Enforcement Center (SELEC), a regional organization comprised of 12 member states including Bulgaria, a total of 213,519 bitcoins were seized that month. Twenty-three Bulgarian nationals were arrested during the operation, and officials said at the time that the arrests and subsequent asset seizures followed an investigation into an alleged customs fraud scam. As of press time, the amount seized is worth approximately $3.3 billion, at a price of roughly $15,524, according to CoinDesk's Bitcoin Price Index (BPI). Authorities commented at the time: "The offenders choose the bitcoin way of investing/saving the money, because it is rather difficult to be tracked and followed." They further alleged that those involved developed a virus which was used to hack into Bulgarian Customs computers, allowing the perpetrators to skip paying fees when transporting goods into the country. The virus was uploaded to government machines by bribed agents, according to the release. In all, the alleged perpetrators avoided paying some 10 million leva (Bulgaria's national currency), worth roughly $6 million. What remains unclear at this time is what the Bulgarian government is doing with the seized bitcoins. According to a report from Bivol.bg from Nov. 28, the Bulgarian government declined to release further details, citing an ongoing criminal investigation. Notable in the May 19 release is a notation that, at the time it was published, a single bitcoin was worth $2,354. The release stated that the total amount seized was worth $500 million – less than one-sixth of its current value today. https://www.coindesk.com/bulgarian-government-sitting-3-billion-bitcoin
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    https://fitvitalik.io/
  5. The $280M Ethereum bug.

    https://gitter.im/paritytech/parity?at=5a008ef75a1758ed0f9610d6
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  7. "Let me lay out a scenario for you and you tell me what you think: Start ICO with unlimited cap Funnel existing cryptos into your own ICO Get your funds back....since you own the ICO Get Tokens as well Sell Tokens Send BTC/ETH from tokens you just sold back to get more tokens Repeat at step 2. This scheme can go on forever, or until the token your buying goes to 0.00. Yet EOS is currently .60 cents. Meaning if I owned the contract, I can continually send money and create more money out of thin air. ICOs are capped - not because its 'normal' but because it prevents fraud. If you don't cap the crowdsale, there is no prevention against fraud. Even with a capped crowdsale there is a chance of fraud, but its economically less viable the more you do it. This is why other ICOs are not considered money laundering, there will be a point where your just buying your own tokens and its pointless. But if its uncapped, as long as the token has ANY market value (even .000001 cents) you can still make a profit doing this fraud. This is why ICO limit the amount of money they are bringing in, because if they did not set caps, there would be no way in knowing if the company bought all of their tokens themselves, or if it was a genuine firesale."
  8. Russia’s Crypto-Ruble Just Changed the Game For weeks now we’ve been getting very mixed signals out of the Russian Government about cryptocurrencies. On the one hand we see it embracing the new technology while at the same time going on the warpath against them. Because of that there is a lot of confusion in people’s minds as to what the endgame for cryptos in Russia looks like. I’ll try to clear this confusion up given what we know. But, suffice it to say, this is very good news for both Bitcoin and the Russian economy. Give me a few minutes and I’ll explain why. Putin’s Law Vladimir Putin is very much a law and order kinda guy. If you watch Putin operate in the public arena he always does so with an eye towards the law. He believes strongly in the law. And cryptocurrencies, despite their obvious benefits to a Russian economy that needs the type of disintermediation cryptos offer, operate in a legal gray area that makes Putin uncomfortable. So, the goal with Russian official crypto-policy is to stamp out the illegal activities – the money laundering, terrorism-financing, human-trafficking, etc. – while simultaneously using the technology to modernize Russia’s internal capital handling capabilities. This is what the crypto-ruble is all about. It is a way for Russia and Russians to provide a gateway between the crypto-world and the so-called real one. It ensures that this new form of ruble properly tracks capital flow through the Russian economy. By taxing crypto-rubles at the capital gains rate for those that cannot provide a paper-trail of ownership, Russia and Putin are incentivizing the development of low-cost crypto-payment systems to exchange rubles for goods only in cryptocurrencies that also track ownership, like Ethereum and others that have transparent blockchain histories. The Russian Capital Invitation Putin is openly inviting investment capital into Russia that is legal and above board. Russia wants legitimate businesses to operate in Russia in whatever currency they like as long as that business is transparent. The crypto-ruble provides the means by which to convert, transaction-cost-free, back into the national ‘fiat’ currency to pay bills, taxes and the like. This is in direct opposition to how the U.S., for example, treats cryptocurrencies. The 2014 I.R.S. rule that classified Bitcoin as ‘property’ means that every Bitcoin transaction, no matter how minor, creates a potential capital gains event. It means that buying a cup of coffee at Starbucks in Bitcoin is taxable for both the person buying the coffee (capital gains on the sale) and Starbucks when they go to sell those Bitcoins, buy dollars and pay salaries, order supplies, etc. It’s why the capital that has moved into cryptocurrencies isn’t moving back out. It’s why the ICO market has exploded. Billions in profits actively looking for new investment opportunities without paying taxes. It’s also the main reason why Amazon, for example, doesn’t take Bitcoin. Who wants that hassle? Can you imagine Amazon’s Schedule D if it accepted Bitcoin? The crypto-ruble’s structure dispenses with that for those that can prove ownership via the blockchain. Bitcoin allows for transaction transparency, so does Ethereum, Litecoin and many others. Now, cryptos can exist side-by-side with rubles without worrying about the threat of double taxation, unless you earned your money in the murk, at which point Russia wants 13% capital gains. This new system won’t bring that capital back into the Russian economy, but it wasn’t coming back anyway. Russia Embraces its Own Cryptos By calling Bitcoin as a Ponzi scheme and an avenue for money laundering Putin and the Bank of Russia are simply attacking technologies that are not home-grown. They are, like every other person in the markets, ‘talking their book.’ Putin would prefer people use platforms that are Russian. Remember, he’s also a nationalist trying to bring Russia prestige in this important market going forward. Ethereum and WAVES are both platforms designed by and built for Russia. So, you’ll notice that Putin has never spoken out against Ethereum. WAVES continues to fly under a lot of people’s radar, but it is just as disruptive as Ethereum. They both provide a platform to act as Infrastructure as a Service (IaaS) for the next generation of internet-based applications. Ethereum is a kind of operating system for Internet 3.0 while WAVES is next generation forex exchange as well as providing an easy platform for issuing new public/private equity. WAVES is what will back the Moscow Exchange’s move to trade cryptocurrencies and their derivatives. It will act at the gateway for all of the currency exchanges. So, if you have dollars, Bitcoins, rubles or Ethereum you can buy and sell stocks on the Moscow Exchange eventually. All nice and legal. All above-board. Evil Putin is looking for pension-fund investors seeing Russian bonds trading above 7% and he just gave fund managers a way to come in through the crypto-back door. Don’t think for a second that Putin doesn’t like Bitcoin as a means to attract investor capital. This is what Russian Miner Coin is all about. He just wants it to be regulated so it can ensure the public sphere is maximized. The Fight for Capital in Flight Capital will always flow to where it is treated best. Given the tenuous situation in the global financial and p0litical systems, Russia’s stable government is an asset. What investors need is the confidence of being able to get their money out after putting it back in. The scheme for the crypto-ruble is part of that confidence-building process. I know now, as an American investor, I can, for example, invest in a Russian company’s stock or bond offering directly. I can get paid my dividends or coupons in crypto-rubles, immediately exchange them for bitcoins or whatever currency I want to use as I see fit. Oh, and if I never convert them back to dollars, I can put off paying taxes until I do. That’s not really possible now, especially with sanctions. If it is possible, it’s expensive and a major hassle. Putin is a smart man with an excellent team around him. Moves like this are made in response to aggressive moves made by the U.S. to starve his country of capital, i.e. John McCain’s sanctions. He and his team understand that providing a platform by which capital can enter Russia that is barred through normal means now is key to surviving the next couple of years. It’s not his responsibility to monitor what U.S. investors do, only that they comply with Russian law. First-mover advantage is important here. If Russia continues to develop blockchain technology and embrace it in a relatively tax-free way, it won’t matter that it is ‘regulating’ the beautiful decentralized market of cryptos. What will matter is that Russia treats its crypto-investors better than everyone else. In the fight for global capital flows, you don’t have to be perfect, you just have to be slightly better than everyone else. Arbitrage will take care of the rest. And tax-free ruble/crypto exchange is the killer app that the crypto-market has been looking for to take it to the next level. Russia got there first. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-10-17/russia’s-crypto-ruble-just-changed-game If Russia really is offering to exchange your cryptos into regular fiat, with only a 13% "tax" if you can't declare where they came from, then they just publicly offered a money laundering scheme to the entire world.
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    https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/6yz50y/saw_this_3315_still_think_about_this_poor_soul_he/dmrcy6i/
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  12. The Fuck

    Magnificent app which corrects your previous console command https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
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    1 august: BCC/BTC: go fork yourself!
  14. AlphaBay Market — one of the largest Dark Web marketplaces for drugs, guns, and other illegal goods — that mysteriously went dark earlier this month without any explanation from its admins has reportedly been shut down by the international authorities. On July 4th, the dark web marketplace suddenly went down without any explanation from its admins, which left its customers who have paid large sums in panic. Some customers even suspected that the site's admins had pulled an exit scam to steal user funds. However, according to the Wall Street Journal, the disappearance of the AlphaBay came after authorities in the United States, Canada, and Thailand collaborated to conduct a series of raids and arrest Alexandre Cazes, who allegedly was one of the AlphaBay's operators. Citing "people familiar with the matter," the publication claims that Cazes, a resident of Canada, was arrested in Thailand and taken into custody in Bangkok on July 5th, the same day the police executed two raids on residences in Quebec, Canada. The 26-year-old Canadian citizen was awaiting extradition to the United States when a guard found him hanged in his jail cell on Wednesday, the Chiang Rai Times confirms. Cazes is believed to have hanged himself using a towel. Cazes had been living in Thailand for nearly 8 years. During his arrest, authorities also seized "four Lamborghini cars and three houses worth about 400 million baht ($11.7 million) in total." AlphaBay, also known as "the new Silk Road," also came in the news at the beginning of this year when a hacker successfully hacked the AlphaBay site and stole over 200,000 private unencrypted messages from several users. After the disappearance of Silk Road, AlphaBay emerged in 2014 and became a leader among dark web marketplaces for selling illicit goods from drugs to stolen credit card numbers, exploits, and malware. Unlike dark web market 'Evolution' that suddenly disappeared overnight from the Internet, stealing millions of dollars worth of Bitcoins from its customers, AlphaBay Market was shut down by the law enforcement, suffering the same fate as Silk Road. Silk Road was shut down after the law enforcement raided its servers in 2013 and arrested its founder Ross William Ulbricht, who has been sentenced to life in prison. The FBI also seized Bitcoins (worth about $33.6 million, at the time) from the site. Those Bitcoins were later sold in a series of auctions by the United States Marshals Service (USMS). http://thehackernews.com/2017/07/alphabay-darkweb-alexandre-cazes.html
  15. Ransomware cu Eternalblue (Spain)

    200'000 infections but only $32k in ransom so far 8.27 BTC https://blockchain.info/address/12t9YDPgwueZ9NyMgw519p7AA8isjr6SMw 4.0 BTC https://blockchain.info/address/115p7UMMngoj1pMvkpHijcRdfJNXj6LrLn 5.84 BTC https://blockchain.info/address/13AM4VW2dhxYgXeQepoHkHSQuy6NgaEb94 New variant with no kill-switch https://blog.comae.io/wannacry-new-variants-detected-b8908fefea7e
  16. Ransomware cu Eternalblue (Spain)

    Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn Some one paid for the NHS attack: https://blockchain.info/address/115p7UMMngoj1pMvkpHijcRdfJNXj6LrLn https://twitter.com/fendifille/status/862997621039878145/photo/1
  17. BTC is going UPP!

  18. Incognito mode Q&A

  19. NSA malware release

    ShadowBrokers: The NSA compromised the SWIFT Network
  20. ASICBoost, the reason why Bitmain blocked Segwit Is a Mining Manufacturer Blocking SegWit to Benefit from ASICBOOST? https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/bitcoin-dev/2017-April/013996.html Well, well, well, now we know what Jihan Wu’s been up to.
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  22. Vault 7: CIA Hacking Tools Revealed

    https://file.wikileaks.org/torrent/WikiLeaks-Year-Zero-2017-v1.7z.torrent SplinterItIntoAThousandPiecesAndScatterItIntoTheWinds
  23. "Russian Hackers" Reemerge, Said To Demand Bitcoin Ransoms From Liberal Groups In the latest attempt to steer the political narrative away from Trump's wiretapping accusations and back to Russian hackers, Bloomberg's Michael Riley is reporting this morning that at least a dozen liberal groups in the U.S. have been targeted in a new wave of new cyber attacks. Apparently those hackers are scouring the emails of left-leaning organizations for embarrassing details and attempting to extract hush money in the form of, drumroll, "evil, anti-establishment" bitcoin. At least a dozen groups have faced extortion attempts since the U.S. presidential election, said the people, who provided broad outlines of the campaign. The ransom demands are accompanied by samples of sensitive data in the hackers’ possession. In one case, a non-profit group and a prominent liberal donor discussed how to use grant money to cover some costs for anti-Trump protesters. The identities were not disclosed, and it’s unclear if the protesters were paid. At least some groups have paid the ransoms even though there is little guarantee the documents won’t be made public anyway. Demands have ranged from about $30,000 to $150,000, payable in untraceable bitcoins, according to one of the people familiar with the probe. Of course, in what has become a journalistic norm, all of the details from Bloomberg come from two anonymous people "familiar with probes being conducted by the FBI and private security firms." And while Bloomberg admits that "attribution is notoriously difficult in a computer attack," they go ahead and assert that all cyber crimes are perpetrated by Russian based groups anyway. The hackers have used some of the techniques that security experts consider hallmarks of Cozy Bear, one of the Russian government groups identified as behind last year’s attack on the Democratic National Committee during the presidential election and which is under continuing investigation. Cozy Bear has not been accused of using extortion in the past, though separating government and criminal actors in Russia can be murky as security experts say some people have a foot in both worlds. Both the Center for American Progress and Arabella Advisors are among the groups that have been asked to pay ransoms. The Center for American Progress, a Washington think tank with strong links to both the Clinton and Obama administrations, and Arabella Advisors, which guides liberal donors who want to invest in progressive causes, have been asked to pay ransoms, according to people familiar with the probes. It’s unclear whether Arabella is part of the same campaign as the other dozen groups, according to one of the people familiar with the probes, but the tactics and approach are similar. If the Arabella attack came from a different group, multiple criminals could be lifting a page from Russia’s hacking of the 2016 campaign, attempting to leverage the reputational damage that could be inflicted on political organizations by exposing their secrets. “Arabella Advisors was affected by cyber crime,” said Steve Sampson, a spokesman for the firm, which lists 150 employees operating in four offices. ’’All facts indicate this was financially motivated.’’ Allison Preiss, a spokeswoman for the Center for American Progress, said the group had no comment. Meanwhile, the FBI declined to comment on these latest accusations, at least officially, while John Hultquist, director of cyber espionage analysis at FireEye Inc., said he would be "cautious concluding that this has any sort of Russian government backing." The Federal Bureau of Investigation declined to comment when asked about the latest hacks. It is continuing to investigate Russia’s attempts to influence the election and any possible connections to Trump campaign aides. Russian officials have repeatedly denied any attempt to influence the election or any role in related computer break-ins. “I would be cautious concluding that this has any sort of Russian government backing,” said John Hultquist, director of cyber espionage analysis at FireEye Inc., after the outline of the attacks was described to him. “Russian government hackers have aggressively targeted think tanks, and even masqueraded as ransomware operations, but it’s always possible it is just another shakedown.” More Russian hacking or just more "fake news," you decide. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-06/russian-hackers-seek-ransom-dozen-liberal-groups-us
  24. To the DAO and the Ethereum community : Fuck you. To the DAO and the Ethereum community, I have carefully examined the code of The DAO and decided to participate after finding the feature where splitting is rewarded with additional ether. I have made use of this feature and have rightfully claimed 3,641,694 ether, and would like to thank the DAO for this reward. It is my understanding that the DAO code contains this feature to promote decentralization and encourage the creation of "child DAOs". I am disappointed by those who are characterizing the use of this intentional feature as "theft". I am making use of this explicitly coded feature as per the smart contract terms and my law firm has advised me that my action is fully compliant with United States criminal and tort law. For reference please review the terms of the DAO: "The terms of The DAO Creation are set forth in the smart contract code existing on the Ethereum blockchain at 0xbb9bc244d798123fde783fcc1c72d3bb8c189413. Nothing in this explanation of terms or in any other document or communication may modify or add any additional obligations or guarantees beyond those set forth in The DAO’s code. Any and all explanatory terms or descriptions are merely offered for educational purposes and do not supercede or modify the express terms of The DAO’s code set forth on the blockchain; to the extent you believe there to be any conflict or discrepancy between the descriptions offered here and the functionality of The DAO’s code at 0xbb9bc244d798123fde783fcc1c72d3bb8c189413, The DAO’s code controls and sets forth all terms of The DAO Creation." A soft or hard fork would amount to seizure of my legitimate and rightful ether, claimed legally through the terms of a smart contract. Such fork would permanently and irrevocably ruin all confidence in not only Ethereum but also the in the field of smart contracts and blockchain technology. Many large Ethereum holders will dump their ether, and developers, researchers, and companies will leave Ethereum. Make no mistake: any fork, soft or hard, will further damage Ethereum and destroy its reputation and appeal. I reserve all rights to take any and all legal action against any accomplices of illegitimate theft, freezing, or seizure of my legitimate ether, and am actively working with my law firm. Those accomplices will be receiving Cease and Desist notices in the mail shortly. I hope this event becomes an valuable learning experience for the Ethereum community and wish you all the best of luck. Yours truly, "The Attacker" Message Hash (Keccak): 0xaf9e302a664122389d17ee0fa4394d0c24c33236143c1f26faed97ebb d017d0e Signature: 0x5f91152a2382b4acfdbfe8ad3c6c8cde45f73f6147d39b072c81637fe810060616039 08f692dc15a1b6ead217785cf5e07fb496708d129645f3370a28922136a32 PS. You probably want to revisit the 2013 discussion of "Ripple". Just because you idiots changed the name doesn't mean anything changed! Just how hard is it to grok this utterly banal point ? PPS. Since so many people have asked : yes, there are more. This definitely isn't the only hole in the pile of shit, but in the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld, Later that day, 1EVwbX1rswFzo9fMFsum redditor for 1 month 2 hours ago If it was, then I support a fork just to fuck him over. Mircea is a douchebag scammer asshole, and I will sacrifice the value of my ETH to ruin him. Meanwhile back at the ranch, http://trilema.com/2016/to-the-dao-and-the-ethereum-community-fuck-you/#selection-113.0-138.1
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