Romanians feed primarily on sunflower seeds. Scientists believe that the average Romanian would eat seeds non stop if he/she wouldn't have to abuse their children and sleep. Romanians only drink p?linc? and ?uic? [pronounced tzuii-kah]. ))) mor prea adevarat The average Romanian is an extremly complicated and intelligent creature. An example of this is the following: A Romanian fucktard ate a bag of cherries without unseeding them, his ass got clogged up with cherry seeds so he shoved a hammer up his ass to try and crush the seeds (srsly). However, the handle of the hammer broke and the hammer head remained in his ass. Apparently, this particular fucktard wanted moar, so he shoved another hammer up his ass to try get the first one out/smash the seeds. However, the monkey learned from its previous mistake and tied a string around the hammer head so he could pull it back out. The string broke and he ended up with two hammer heads in his ass. The fucktard tried for three days to take the hammer heads out himself before visiting a doctor or Romanian Orthodox priest. si povestea asta e adevarata am vazut la stiri