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yceman

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  1. probabil o autostrada care va plutii peste toata romania si va costa milioane de dolari pentru a dezvolta tehnologia de plutire a asfaltului
  2. nu ma refeream la mail`uri.... ziceam ceva gen... vindem id`uri de mess ... daca cumperi 2 ai si 8 id`uri de pitzipoance bune
  3. ati inebunit de`a binelea...in curand o sa ne vindeti si mail`uri de yahoo
  4. gadgetar pur sange au dreptate ...
  5. rezistent ar fi un 8800 ...e otel totusi...sirocco are camera de 2mp ..are radio mp3 ...pretu e micut daca il iei la mana 2...gasesti si la 300 de ron . Sper ca te`a ajutat...
  6. yceman

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    ia vezi ca e un programel pe aici cu care dai bind..si maschezi fisieru sub forma de poza , mp3 , bla bla .
  7. inca o intrebare buna .... de ce fetelor le place sexu mai mult decat baietilor..... pai simplu...cand te scarpini in ureche..cine se simte mai bine ?
  8. o mascareala intr-o cafenea de dorobanti eu zic ca merita 5 litri de motorina si un suc la 10 lei cineva trebe sa le bage la copilele astea mintea in cap... sa nu mai astepte moshuletzu sau interlopu sa le rapeasca in mercedesul sau alb si sa le duca la vila sa
  9. corect ..se sustine da nu io faci mai belea asa ? o duci in camp mai asa la marginea orasului...hai jos...date jos...pai faci deastea cu mine ? marsh afara...si o lasi acolo
  10. eu unu am lasato pe una amanet o data la iesire din orash ... dar am prieteni care le luau hai sa ne plimbam si le lasau seara in mijlocu campului....sigur v-ati facut 1000 d draci din cauza la fitzoase ... ati lasa pe una seara in camp sau ati lasat ?
  11. nu mai fiti ma rai...canta bine shau...da cineva i`a furat barbatzia
  12. bai park in cehia stiu k era o localitate numita asa
  13. neahhh.... l`am gasit pe La inceput a fost calculatorul-Si Dumnezeu a spus | Love Site
  14. C:\destroy earth C:\ Error!! rstcenter still running
  15. C:\>Let there be light! Enter user id. C:\>God Enter password. C:\>Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>Omnipotent Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. C:\>Let there be light! Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>Create light Done. C:\>Run heaven_and_earth And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2. C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light. Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>Create firmament Done. C:\>Run firmament And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3. C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and Too many characters in the specification string. Try again. C:\>Create dry_land Done. C:\>Run firmament And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors. And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4. C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>Create sun_moon_stars Done. C:\>Run sun_moon_stars And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5. C:\>Create fish Done. C:\>Create fowl Done. C:\>Create cattle Done. C:\>Create creepy_things Done. C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_things And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6. C:\>Now let us make man in our image. Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>Create man Done. C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth Too many command operands. Try again. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 6 errors. C:\>Insert breath Done. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 5 errors. C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden File Garden of Eden does not exist. C:\>Create Garden.edn Done. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 4 errors. C:\>Copy woman from man Done. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 2 errors. C:\>Create desire Done. C:\>Run multiplication And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors. C:\>Create freewill Done. C:\>Run freewill And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors. C:\>Undo desire Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. C:\>Destroy freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>\Help Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is a inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors. C:\>Create good, evil Done. C:\>Activate evil And God saw he had created shame. Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors. C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman Search failed. C:\>Delete shame Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. C:\>Destroy freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>Stop Unrecognizaable command. Try again. C:\>Break C:\>Break C:\>Break ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. C:\>Create new world You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. C:\>Destroy earth Destroy earth: please confirm. C:\>Destroy earth confirmed COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
  16. da omu asta e logic..am si specificat ca voi explica la randu meu mai departe cand se va agita vreunu despre ceva ce stiu. Nu voi zice simplu...cauta frate pe google. Ce dracu ma toti invatam. Da unii o si-o iau in cap si o dau in aroganta si se baga in seama aiurea fara sa ajute cu nimic la idee.
  17. nu e vorba de suparare si de pupincuristi cum se agita ariciometru ala mai sus...e faza k cik e un forum kre se schimba cunostinte sau fiecare invatza cv...da majoritatea rad de aia care nu stiu , sau ii zice mai frumos "search on google" .
  18. lasa ma tinere ca nici tu cu 1 an in urma nu cred ca pricepeai. am inteles esti mai destept...da nu te mai lauda atat ca nu esti o raritate...vor si altii sa invete ...daca are omu chef sa explice si la altii respect...si am vb cu benny..mi-a promis ca in decursu zilei de azi imi va explica mai pe sleau...si poate candva voi explica si eu la altii si nu o sa ii iau peste picior
  19. cu placere...cine mai are probleme cu genuine sa imi dea un pm
  20. c ma omu te enervezi ca iti cere lumea explici ceva ?
  21. pasul 2 - 3 si no sa inteleaga multi ... oricum ms pt scurtu tutorial...hai ca punem osu la munca ca team inebunit toti cu da si mie un sms bomberrrrr
  22. nu e munca de noi
  23. sa fiu albastru daca merge ..mi`am trimis mie si nimic Am vodafone eu
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