Virgin la 18 ani !

[ÐÒ&]

nu e de ras.

[AhEaD]

stiu ca nu e de ras, dar la unele replici nu m-am putut abtine...

[alcol]

Nu e chiar de ras da` la faza cu teapa de la aia de 12 ani si altele au fost penale rau ))

[kafka]

imi pare rau pt baiat...sincer...nu trebuia sa faca si el asa misto de el

are ceva prob...?psiho

e mai prost cel care a facut misto decat...el...

[int]

Hai da-o incolo frate, la 18 ani sa nu stii ce e ala travestit !?!? :shock:

Oricum tare faza -> Marian: cu una sloboz sa o bata )) ahahah

[ENCODED]

astia`s tovarasii din ROMANIA asa e romanu` ii zici ceva ca e cel mai bun prieten si mai afla 22 de milioane

[Pastilatu']

astia`s tovarasii din ROMANIA asa e romanu` ii zici ceva ca e cel mai bun prieten si mai afla 22 de milioane

Aici il sustzin pe Encoded plm urath ...

[dragosh123]

astia`s tovarasii din ROMANIA asa e romanu` ii zici ceva ca e cel mai bun prieten si mai afla 22 de milioane

Aici il sustzin pe Encoded plm urath ...

Adevarat,nu putem tine un secret

[KlN]

baa da o draq ce iti fac prietenii...........

[termopanu]

Sa mor in baie , ce e de ras la faza asta ? Bunicu` a fost virgin pana la 40 de ani

[Danny]

Ce e asa de .. interesanta discutia? Ai facut misto de unu .. si mai ales pe un subiect pe care ... nush daca ai observat, da majoritatea de pe aici au 13-14 ani ... deci majoritatea sunt virgini .. i-ai pe toti la privat si mai fa vreo 2 loguri si posteaza-le aici ... Doh .. Get a job si lasa-te de prostii!

[termopanu]

Ce e asa de .. interesanta discutia? Ai facut misto de unu .. si mai ales pe un subiect pe care ... nush daca ai observat, da majoritatea de pe aici au 13-14 ani ... deci majoritatea sunt virgini .. i-ai pe toti la privat si mai fa vreo 2 loguri si posteaza-le aici ... Doh .. Get a job si lasa-te de prostii!

Daca intr-o zi, femeia pe care-o iubesti ti-e infidela si iti trece prin cap sa te arunci din balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ...ai coarne boule, nu aripi!

[hellhacker2]

faza cu sunatu' ai fost insipirat rau.....

hai sa fim sinceri pe la 17-18 ani cam toti o fac.....unii chiar si mai repede

[AhEaD]

Ce e asa de .. interesanta discutia? Ai facut misto de unu .. si mai ales pe un subiect pe care ... nush daca ai observat, da majoritatea de pe aici au 13-14 ani ... deci majoritatea sunt virgini .. i-ai pe toti la privat si mai fa vreo 2 loguri si posteaza-le aici ... Doh .. Get a job si lasa-te de prostii!

1. Nu e facut de mine

2. Citeste dreaq mai bine

3. Citeste din nou ce scrie la 2.

A fost un pamflet si trebuie tratat ca atare, din moment ce te ataci incep sa cred ca te cheama Marian....

[mario23]

poate sunt eu putin mai sceptic dar toata discutia asta mi se pare o facatura de 2 lei, de catre o persoana complexata de el insusi care vrea sa impresioneze pe altii. PATETIC.....

Sunt constient ca exista multi prosti pe lumea asta si nu e nimic amuzant in asta, dar in cazul de fata eu zic ca aveam de aface cu o persoana cu dubla personalitate.Adica cel care a pus logurile le-a creat singur, asta e clar opera unui singur "prost". Nu vreau sa jignesc pe nimeni si nu stiu daca cel care l-a postat la si creat, dar asta e parerea mea.

Si inca ceva, nu stiu daca logurile sunt de pe messenger sau de pe mirc. In primul rand nickurile nu corespund. De exemplu prietenul Marian daca era atat de "M

[AhEaD]

gresesti pe alocuri, e posibil sa fie facut de cel care a postat logul, nu stiu, nu ma intereseaza.

Logul este de pe yahoo messenger, e postata si sursa unde l-am gasit.

sursa: http://vladinho.net/caterinca-pe-mess/virgin-la-18-ani-partea-1/

Pe messenger daca ai pe cineva in lista cu id`ul "ghitza_geamgiu2006" poate sa iti apara numai Ghitza

Daca e facut de o singura persoana, e o persoana ratata, dar la cati... creduli sunt in Romania nu ma mira sa fie reala.

Si nu mi s-a parut amuzant faptul in sine de a fii virgin la 18 ani ci felul cum a abordat discutia. (asta in cazul in care e vorba de 2 persoane).

[redblue86]

funny ... not

[Danny]

Daca intr-o zi, femeia pe care-o iubesti ti-e infidela si iti trece prin cap sa te arunci din balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ...ai coarne boule, nu aripi!

Ce vrea sa insemne asta? Ca m-ai facut bou sau ce? Atata stii, atata zici .. fiecare cu ce-l doare

[termopanu]

Daca intr-o zi, femeia pe care-o iubesti ti-e infidela si iti trece prin cap sa te arunci din balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ...ai coarne boule, nu aripi!

Ce vrea sa insemne asta? Ca m-ai facut bou sau ce? Atata stii, atata zici .. fiecare cu ce-l doare

Ce gascane te ai simtit ?

[Danny]

Una peste alta, propun ca toti lakei de genu lu' termopan care au aterizat pe forum datorita fazei cu conquiztador sa fie banati. Nu fac altceva decat sa intre si sa posteze lucruri idioate sau sa se certe cu lumea de pe aici.

[Flash85]

facuse cineva un post cu ceea ce inseamna noob...am intalnit pe travian la prezentarea unei aliante...la inceput am citit doar inceputul dar este foarte tare tot...merita citit, parerea mea

asta pentru ce a scris danny cu privire la ala cu gastele...si pe mine ma oftica niciotreabistii

A. INTRO

I. What is this?

II. Defining 'Noob'

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish

II. Where to find noobs

III. Behavior of noobs

IV. Noob religion

V. More about noob habitats

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one

II. Major noob avoiding strategies

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A. INTRO

I. What is this?

This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'

Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish

Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!`` !! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLL l u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find n00bs

On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behavior of noobs

Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob Religion

Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats

Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.

They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one

Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-

Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!! !! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major noob avoiding strategies

The main factor in attracting migrating herds of noobs is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid noob infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the noobs find it.

Another way to keep noobs from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. But that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without noob infestations.

Noob Talk: LAlWAlwalwalWAWLAWLAWA!~! ~!~!!!11!!! 1M NOtttt N0000BZ

Cat despre chestia cu virgin la 18 ani...care e problema ? e regula ca trebuie sa faci sex inainte de a implini 18 ani ?

sunt multi care fac sex de la 13-14 ani...si altii care fac mai tarziu...asta nu insemna ca ala de 14 ani e cool, smecher, etc., asta tine de personalitate si ar trebui sa fie privata

[termopanu]

eu la 12 ani am facut sex cu o Gasca , se pune ?

[gavroche]

e t t o (8/16/2006 11:16:40 PM): exact ca la Jerry Pizza
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:16:45 PM): suni faci comanda
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:16:46 PM): si vine acasa
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:16:54 PM): contra cost
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:16:57 PM): exact ca pizza
Marian (8/16/2006 11:17:09 PM): si sunt virgine?
Marian (8/16/2006 11:17:11 PM): alo
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:17:16 PM): da ma
Marian (8/16/2006 11:17:17 PM): eu vreau sa ma dezvirginez
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:17:26 PM): sunt ma
B e t t o (8/16/2006 11:17:30 PM): da te costa ceva banii 

cea mai tare dintre toate =))

[Vladinho]

Sa mor in baie , ce e de ras la faza asta ? Bunicu` a fost virgin pana la 40 de ani

Daca taceai, filosof ramaneai

[adyyy]

ce te distrezi