bubu2005 Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 Ernest, la un pas s? fie ciopâr?it cu cu?itul:"M-au b?gat în portbagaj, a fost sinistru" - Vedete de la noi | Libertatea.ro))))))))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
united7170 Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 O blonda raspunde la "Vrei sa fii miliardar":1. Cati ani a tinut razboiul de 100 ani?a. 116b. 99c. 100d. 150Blonda se blocheaza.2. In ce tara a fost descoperita palaria "panameza"?a. Braziliab. Chilec. Panamad. EcuadorBlonda tot blocata.3. In ce luna sarbatoresc rusii revolutia din octombrie?a. ianuarieb. septembriec. octombried. noiembrieBlonda nu s-a deblocat.4. Care a fost numele regelui George al IV-lea?a. Albertb. Georgec. Manuelld. JonathanBlonda in cele din urma cere ajutor din public.5. Dupa ce animal au fost numite Insulele Canare?a. canarb. cangurc. soboland. focaBlonda pierde dreptul la joc.P.S. Daca cumva ai zimbit la aceste intrebari, iata raspunsurile:1. razboiul de 100 ani a tinut 116.2. palaria panameza a fost descoperita in Ecuador.3. revolutia din octombrie se sarbatoreste pe 7 noiembrie4. George al IV-lea se numea de fapt Albert.5. insulele Canare si-au primit numele de la foci. In latina inseamna"insula Focilor"(ciini de mare)Cu cat esti mai citit decat o blonda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SticKyWoX Posted December 27, 2012 Report Share Posted December 27, 2012 O blonda raspunde la "Vrei sa fii miliardar":1. Cati ani a tinut razboiul de 100 ani?a. 116b. 99c. 100d. 150Blonda se blocheaza.2. In ce tara a fost descoperita palaria "panameza"?a. Braziliab. Chilec. Panamad. EcuadorBlonda tot blocata.3. In ce luna sarbatoresc rusii revolutia din octombrie?a. ianuarieb. septembriec. octombried. noiembrieBlonda nu s-a deblocat.4. Care a fost numele regelui George al IV-lea?a. Albertb. Georgec. Manuelld. JonathanBlonda in cele din urma cere ajutor din public.5. Dupa ce animal au fost numite Insulele Canare?a. canarb. cangurc. soboland. focaBlonda pierde dreptul la joc.P.S. Daca cumva ai zimbit la aceste intrebari, iata raspunsurile:1. razboiul de 100 ani a tinut 116.2. palaria panameza a fost descoperita in Ecuador.3. revolutia din octombrie se sarbatoreste pe 7 noiembrie4. George al IV-lea se numea de fapt Albert.5. insulele Canare si-au primit numele de la foci. In latina inseamna"insula Focilor"(ciini de mare)Cu cat esti mai citit decat o blonda?Nice try, blonde hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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