sado Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) Strategii Al-Qaeda din Afganistan au anuntat ca dispun de noi trupe care vor semana moarte si groaza in randul soldatilor NATO. Noii razbonici de sub flamura Islamului nu sunt altceva decat...maimute pe care talibanii le-au invatat sa arunce grenade, sa poarte incarcaturi explozive si chiar sa traga cu mitraliere Kalashnikov. Conform unei anchete derulate de serviciile secrete chineze, maimutele sunt atat de bine dresate, incat pot trage cu un Kalashnikov sau chiar cu o mitraliera usoara de tip Bren. Culmea ironiei este ca talibanii au intrat in posesia unor manuale secrete editate de CIA in anul 1967, in care sunt explicate etapele dresajului maimutelor, astfel incat inteligentele mamifere sa devina niste combatanti periculosi. Conform manualului CIA, maimutele pot fi motivate cel mai bine daca primesc recompense sub forma de banane si alune prajite. Maimutele-soldati nu sunt la prima aparitie pe fronturile razboaielor moderne. In timpul deselor confruntari armate dintre India si Pakistan, ambele tabere beligerante s-au folosit de trupe de maimute care patrundeau in taberele inamice si se aruncau in aer, provocand pagube materiale si victime umane. "Maimutelele sunt cele mai inteligente animale, atat de inteligente incat pot fi invatate sa intreprinda actiuni mult mai complicate decat sa arunce grenade sau sa traga cu mitraliera", afirma Christopher Coe, director al Harlow Center for Biological Psychology.Sursa: Descopera.ro Edited July 15, 2010 by beaubere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouz Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 bah ma lasi maimute explozive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin665 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 in romania e de mult asa ceva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sevex Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Maine-poimaine aud de maimute care sparg site-uri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin665 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Maine-poimaine aud de maimute care sparg site-uri cine crezi c? lucreaz? la pentagon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famouz Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Maine-poimaine aud de maimute care sparg site-uri protect rst against monkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mosad Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 vreau una,cat costa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Active Members Fi8sVrs Posted July 15, 2010 Active Members Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 o fac mai bine decat ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin665 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 cunos eu un dil?r =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icebird Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 or vrea sa cucereasca romania... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daatdraqq Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 La portofele sunt bune astea . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLegoLLaS Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 asta lipsea...si caini saint-bernard cu bombe cu ceas legate la gat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jicu Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 deabia au ce manca talibanii dar sa le mai si dea de mancare la maimute?daca maimuta crede ca grenada e portocala si vrea sa o curete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romanu Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 si noi avem o maimuta cheala in Romania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demon_zone Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 haha pax, stop it, u'r making me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ballack Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 eu am un caine lup pe nume CIUC , l-am invatat metasploit si php . In curand o sa il invat cum sa tina o bazooka si un sniper in mana si sa omoare moldoveni . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N-W-A Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 si noi avem o maimuta cheala in Romaniatrueeu am un caine lup pe nume CIUC , l-am invatat metasploit si php . In curand o sa il invat cum sa tina o bazooka si un sniper in mana si sa omoare moldoveni .pwned. dar vezi sa omoare un anumit moldovean pe care amandoi il stim si il iubim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheater Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Rusii in al II-lea razboi mondial, infometau cainii apoi puneau mancare sub tancuri si ii puneau sa o caute, educati astfel, le prindeau explozibil, si cand se zareau tancurile inamice, infometati ii eliberau din lesa, cand se pozitionau sub tanc detonau de la distanta explozibilul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...