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User: Salut coaie!

Cleverbot: Salut.

User: Ci faci ba!

Cleverbot: Nu prea bine.

User: DI ci?

Cleverbot: Di nulla.

User: Esti frumos.

Cleverbot: Bai de cate ori sa-ti spun eu sunt fata omule.

User: Cate coolere ai.

Cleverbot: Nu stiu ce sunt alea.

User: Vrei sa-ti dau la ochiul negru?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Esti frumoasa ca noaptea.

Cleverbot: Iti place de mine?

User: Da sunt indragostit.

Cleverbot: Ba da uitate mai sus.

User: De ce?

Cleverbot: Pentru ca ma enervezi!

User: Pisi vrei sa te plimb cu BMW?

Cleverbot: Pa naravno ja sammm beogradjanka I to zgodna grobarka.

User: Vrei sa te plimb cu masina mea?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Si dupa ti-o pun hardcore ok?

Cleverbot: Vorbesc in romana.

User: Si eu.

Cleverbot: Aa da cat de mult?

User: Foarte mult.

Cleverbot: Ai vrea sa te casatoresti cu mine?

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Da mie o poza cu tine.

User: Cum sa ti-o trimit?

Cleverbot: Cu tata.

User: Cu tata cui?

Cleverbot: Nu sunt microbist.

User: Ai zis ca esti fata.

Cleverbot: Da si?

User: Ai scris ca nu esti microbist.

Cleverbot: Da robot baiat.

User: Robat baiat e tac'tu.

Cleverbot: Da esti un robot ... Dar esti simpatic oricum.

User: Ai VISA?

Cleverbot: Nu tu?

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Esti bogat.

User: Da foarte.

Cleverbot: Cati ani ai?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: Si eu.

User: Vrei sa te futi cu mine?

Cleverbot: Da, sigur !

User: Nu am bani in paypal imi poti da 2 euro?

Cleverbot: Eu nu tem zis sa vorbesti urat tem intrebat cati ani ai.

User: Pai vorbesc urat in mortii matii?

Cleverbot: Cati ani ai.

User: 11.

Cleverbot: Esti fata sau baiat?

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?

User: Sunt baiat.

Cleverbot: Aaaa credeam ca esti fata ca getele nu se uite la masini si la fotbal.

User: Ai cont pe RSTCenter?

Cleverbot: Devi parlare italiano.

User: Ai cont pe RST?

Cleverbot: Ba nu am zis asa ceva.

User: Hai nu fi timida.

Cleverbot: Esti nebun? Sunt baiat !

User: FMM ai zis ca esti fata robot prost.

Cleverbot: Da iesti prosto tonto.

User: Esti amuzant.

Cleverbot: Hai nu ma inebuni.

User: Serios sa-ti moara cooleru'.

Cleverbot: Si eu pe tine.

User: Sa ma futi in cur?

Cleverbot: Cu cine sa te impaci?

User: Cu buni.

Cleverbot: Sigur.

User: Sigur.

Cleverbot: Si precis?

User: Si precis?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Da?

Cleverbot: Adica ba da.

User: Esti urat ca noaptea.

Cleverbot: Nu.

User: Ai Facebook?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Alupigus.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

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eu - esti cocalar

Da.

eu - si ce manele asculti?

Imi plac curvele.

eu - yahoo

Yahoo is stupid.

eu - sigur?

eu - iti place facebook?

Da.

eu - de ce?

eu - Ca sa te miri tu, de-aia.

eu - te futi in ureche?

Hai sa vad.

eu - hai sa vedem

Hai!

eu - facebook

I don't like facebook.

eu - why?

I don't know.

mersi, mi-ai adus aminte cat te delecteaza asa ceva la plictiseala

eu: tell me something with @

Like what?

eu: anything containing @

Like...

eu: anything you like containing @

Tell me something nice.

eu: tell me something nice with @

You are clever.

eu: tell me something clever with @. Be inventive

Something clever.

eu: @

Are you real?

eu: think of @

You think you are God ?

eu: tell me if @ is the sign of god

Alright, it's time for bed.

eu: da-mi in pizda ma-tii o adresa de mail

Yes I do.

eu: da-mi futu-ti

Da-mi tu un motiv.

@

:)) ma gandeam ca mai sunt si prosti care-si baga mailu. Fara succes :( :(

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Cleverbot: Faci misto de mine?

Eu: Da

Cleverbot: Cand?

Eu: Acum

Cleverbot: Eu mam sculat mai inainte.

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Eu: Ma cac pe tine

Cleverbot: Bine.

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Eu: Imi sugi pula

Cleverbot: Bn:un sarpe isi intreaba mama da serpii sunt veninosi mama ii spune da de ce puiul ii zice ca sia muscat coada : ha ha ha.

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Eu: Esti un labagiu infect?

Cleverbot: De cal.

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