Lubbock Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 (edited) Bine ca-l scrii in post, in mortii ma-tii.Te inseli amarnic daca tu crezi ca vorbind astfel il voi modifica. Edited September 2, 2011 by Lubbock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HackKing Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 SISTEMUL DE (DE)PUNCTARE AL FEMEII:In lumea dragostei, o singura regula e valabila. Sa faci femeiafericita. Faci ceva pe placul ei, castigi puncte. Faci ceva ce nu iiplace, pierzi puncte. Nu primesti nici un punct pentru ceva la care seasteapta. Cu parere de rau, astea sunt regulile. Iata un scurt ghid al... sistemului de punctare:INDATORIRI OBISNUITE* Faci patul (+1)* Faci patul, dar uiti pernuta decorativa (-1)* Asezi patura peste cearseaful mototolit (-2)* Iesi sa cumperi ceva pentru ea (+5)* ..Pe ploaie (+8)* .Dar te intorci cu bere (-5)* Te scoli din cauza unui zgomot suspect noaptea (+1)* Te scoli din cauza unui zgomot suspect noaptea, dar nu era nimic (0)* Te scoli din cauza unui zgomot suspect noaptea, si era ceva (+5)* ..Ii tragi una cu facaletul (+10)* ..Era catelul ei (-20)EVENIMENTE SOCIALE* Stai alaturi de ea tot timpul petrecerii (0)* Stai alaturi de ea un timp, dupa care mergi la o vorba cu colega (-2)* ..Pe colega o cheama Tina (-10)* .Tina, dansatoarea (-20)* ..Tina are silicoane (-80)ANIVERSARI* O scoti la cina (+2)* O scoti la cina, si nu este un club sport (+3)* Ok, e un club sport (-2)* Si e noaptea cu bufet suedez (-3)* E un club sport, noaptea cu bufet suedez, iar pe fata ta sunt pictateculorile echipei preferate (-10)SEARA IN ORAS* O scoti la film (+1)* O scoti la un film care ii place ei (+3)* O scoti la un film care nu-ti place (+6)* O scoti la un film care iti place tie (-2)* ..Se numeste “Robocop” (-3)* ..Ai mintit ca era un film despre orfani (-15)CONDITIA FIZICA* Ai facut burta (-15)* Ai facut burta, dar te antrenezi sa iti revii (+10)* Ai facut burta si treci la camasi si pantaloni mai largi (-30)* Spui, “Nu conteaza, si tu ai” (-8000)MAREA INTREBARE* Ea intreaba: “M-am ingrasat?” (-5) [Da, pierzi puncte indiferent deraspuns]* Eziti cu raspunsul (-10)* Raspunzi, “..Unde?” (-35)* Orice alt raspuns (-20)COMUNICARE* Cand vorbeste despre problemele ei, te arati interesat (0)* Asculti, peste 30 minute (+50)* Asculti, peste 30 minute, fara sa te uiti la TV (+500)* Ea isi da seama ca de fapt ai adormit (-4000) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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razer_krait Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 doua statui primesc si ele 5 minute de viatza de la sf petru.cum invie repede in tufis amandoua de unde se aud zgomote stranii,dupa 1 min iese una si ii cere lui sf petru:te rugam mai lasa de la tine cateva min,te rugam,.zis si facut,dupa alte 5 min,iese alta:te rugam inca doua min.ok,la care sf petru buimacit de asemenea zgomote intra in tufis si striga:dar ce se petrece aici?una dintre statui:asaaaaa acum tine-l tu sa ma cac si eu pe el futu-i curu lui de porumbel..Lol cat de tare e asta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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