daatdraqq Posted June 10, 2011 Report Posted June 10, 2011 YouTube - ?Squirrel Teasing Dog / Orav Narrib Koera?? Quote
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M2G Posted June 21, 2011 Report Posted June 21, 2011 Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.” Quote
adi123456789 Posted June 21, 2011 Report Posted June 21, 2011 Mailul unei doamne catre o firma de calculatoare : Buna ziua!Daca vreau sa copiez pe floppy un film, apas butonul “paste” si atunci imi apare un text care-mi spune ca nu este loc destul pe floppy. Dupa asta apas “paste shortcut”, si astfel filmul deja incape.Problema este atunci cand vreau sa vad filmul pe un alt calculator, fiind avertizata ca nu gaseste filmul, totusi de pe calculatorul meu pot sa pornesc filmul de pe floppy. Care poate fi problema?Multumesc.Raspunsul celor de la firma:Stimata doamna!In poseta dumneavoastra nu puteti baga o blana. Un biletel insa, pe care e scris “blana se afla in dulap”, incape lejer in poseta.Asadar daca sunteti acasa si cititi biletelul “blana se afla in dulap”, atunci sigur o gasiti acolo.Situatia e nasoala atunci cind sunteti la prietena dumneavoastra si cititi biletelul. In dulapul prietenei puteti cauta la nesfarsit blana, nu o veti gasi niciodata.Explicatie:Poseta - floppyBlana - filmulBiletel - “shortcut”Dulap - calculatorMolia din dulap - virusVecinul in dulap - hacker Quote
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Jimmy Posted June 25, 2011 Report Posted June 25, 2011 YouTube - ?El mejor video de internet - el mejor vídeo de internet?? Quote
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wildchild Posted June 28, 2011 Report Posted June 28, 2011 Pentru cei care se trezesc greu dimineata exista acum ceasul Time is money. Il incarci cu bancnote, programezi alarma si la un minut dupa ce aceasta a sunat, ceasul incepe sa toace bancnotele, una cate una.Sa vedem cine isi permite sa doarma dupa ce a sunat alarma!? Quote
