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An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S Visa

Consul : What is your name?

Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?

Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?

Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul : Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man...isn't it hostile?

Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh....dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!

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An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S Visa

Consul : What is your name?

Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?

Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?

Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul : Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man...isn't it hostile?

Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh....dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!

=))))))))))

Horse style, dog style, any style

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Micul John intra in camera parintilor si o vede pe maica-sa cu fusta ridicata iar pe taica-sau la spatele ei. Vazandu-l, tatal rade si ii face semn sa plece si sa inchida usa. Dupa ce termina treaba tatal se duce sa vada ce face fiul...si il gaseste in camera cu bunica-sa, care avea fusta ridicata iar micul John era in spatele ei....la care taica-sau tipa : - John, dar ce naiba faci acolo ? Iar Johnny ii raspunde : - Nu e asa de amuzant cand e vorba de mata, nu-i asa ???!!!

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