em Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 A venit unu de la enel si a v?zut c? nu am sigiliu pe contor .. si mi-a zis"Accesul fara drept la un sistem informatic (contorul electric) e infractiune"Brb .. iau root pe soneria de la u??. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ady_h32 Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 NUMELEDaca Ana, Maria si Andreea se intalnesc la o cafea, ele vor dialoga,spunandu-si Ana, Maria si Andreea.Daca Radu, Mihai si Marius ies la o bere, vor dialoga spunandu-si (afectuos): “Grasule”, “Prostule”, “Testosule”, sau “Mosule”.ACHITAREA NOTEI DE PLATACand se primeste nota de plata, Radu, Mihai si Marius vor plati fiecare cate 10 lei, chiar daca nota este de 25 lei.Niciunul nu va avea marunt si niciunul nu va recunoaste ca ar dori restCand femeile primesc nota, scot imediat calculatorul din geanta.BANIIUn barbat va plati 20 lei pentru ceva ce valoreaza doar 10 lei, nsa ii este necesar.O femeie va plati 10 lei pentru ceva ce valoreaza 20 lei si nu ii este necesar, dar este la reducere.BAIA SI LUCRURILE PERSONALEUn barbat are 5 obiecte in baie: o periuta de dinti, pasta de ras, aparatul de ras, un sapun si un prosop luat de la hotelNr mediu aproximativ al obiectelor din baia unei femei este de 337.Un barbat nu este capabil sa identifice majoritatea acestoraARGUMENTE SI DISCUTIIFemeia are ultimul cuvant, in orice fel de conflictOrice ar avea de spus un barbat dupa aceea, este doar inceputul unei noi discutiiVIITORULO femeie isi face griji cu privire la viitor pana cand se casatoresteUn barbat nu isi face niciodata griji referitoare la viitor, pana cand se casatoresteSUCCESULUn barbat realizat este acela care produce mai mult decat poate cheltui sotia saO femeie realizata este aceea care poate gasi un astfel de barbatMARIAJULO femeie se casatoreste cu un barbat, sperand ca acesta sa se schimbe, insa el nu o va face.Un barbat se casatoreste cu o femeie, sperand ca aceasta sa nu se schimbe, insa ea o va faceVESTIMENTATIA INGRIJITAO femeie este ingrijita cand merge la cumparaturi, cand uda plantele, arunca gunoiul, raspunde la telefon, citeste o carte sau un mail etcUn barbat va fi aranjat cu ocaziua unei nunti sau a unei inmormantariNATURALBarbatii se trezesc la fel de atragatori ca atunci cand s-au culcat.Femeile, cumva, se “deterioreaza” in timpul noptii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytro Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 A venit unu de la enel si a v?zut c? nu am sigiliu pe contor .. si mi-a zis"Accesul fara drept la un sistem informatic (contorul electric) e infractiune"Brb .. iau root pe soneria de la u??.Esti batran Lucrez cu niste contoare care au 3 tipuri de firmware pe ele:1. Firmware de meter - care inregistreaza consumul electric2. Firmware de ASM - are interpretor pentru un limbaj asemanator cu ASM, compilat, pe care il executa3. Firmware de radio (wireless) - cu care se conecteaza la o retea wireless si trimite datele de pe meterPentru encryptia datelor, pe langa cea de layer 2 se poate folosi AES sau ECC la nivelul de aplicatie.Contoarele electrice din ziua de azi nu sunt tocmai niste porcarii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aghast Posted October 4, 2013 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 @Nytro Cu informatiile astea ma simt si eu batran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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indianul Posted October 5, 2013 Report Share Posted October 5, 2013 Esti batran Lucrez cu niste contoare care au 3 tipuri de firmware pe ele:1. Firmware de meter - care inregistreaza consumul electric2. Firmware de ASM - are interpretor pentru un limbaj asemanator cu ASM, compilat, pe care il executa3. Firmware de radio (wireless) - cu care se conecteaza la o retea wireless si trimite datele de pe meterPentru encryptia datelor, pe langa cea de layer 2 se poate folosi AES sau ECC la nivelul de aplicatie.Contoarele electrice din ziua de azi nu sunt tocmai niste porcarii Let's the hacking begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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