TheTime Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 O zi obisnuita de lucru: Te trezesti, Nokia, Colgate, Nesscafe, Hochland, Orbit, Renault, Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia. McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Orbit. Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia. Renault. Tuborg. Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg. Nokia… Nokia. Durex-Durex. Colgate. Te culci. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Graphik Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Am intrat pentru prima oar? în Palatul Parlamentului ?i am exclamat: - Vai, dar ce frumos miroase aici!… La care un deputat, auzindu-m?, îmi spune: - Normal, tu nu vezi câ?i sunt care freac? menta?Dilema: s? iau un credit de 100 000€ pentru o cas? ?i s? îl pl?tesc 30 de ani sau s? fur 100 000€ ?i s? stau 5 ani în închisoare...?!O blonda ii spune unei prietene: - Ieri am fost la oftalmolog. - Si ce ti-a spus? - Mi-a spus sa învat alfabetul. Edited November 16, 2012 by Graphik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aelius Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 (20:32) <@Shony> sa te apuc de tzatze si sa te fut pana`mi pica botii..(20:32) <@Shony> asta e parola buna(20:32) <@Shony> (20:32) <@owl> sa dea domnu sa aibe uptime mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SticKyWoX Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 00:59 foarte funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graphik Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce9UJ4Uk1FU&feature=related Edited November 17, 2012 by Graphik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majesticss Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Haters gonna hate.He got swag.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPTVQRfjyP8&feature=player_embedded#! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kovalski Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Esti frumoasa ca o steleTu mi-ai rupt inima-n doiToate sufletele meleBate pentru tu si noiMi-am adus aminte de asta, tare sau ce?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicilianul Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) ^suna a manea. In my opinion Dialog intre trei nebuni.Primul: Eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu!!!Al doilea: Ba eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu!!!Ultimul: Sunteti amandoi nebuni? Nu am trimis pe nimeni!!!Intr-o companie de barbati, toti se veselesc, numai unul e trist.- Ioane, de ce esti trist?- Am aflat ca sotia are SIDA…O pauza lunga…- Am glumit, baieti. Ce v-ati ingalbenit asa???Intrebare:- De ce prezervativul e transparent?Raspuns:- Pt ca spermatozoizii sa se bucure macar de priveliste, daca oricum nu pot intra!!!Edit: Wtf dude?! o.O Edited November 17, 2012 by sicilianul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcman Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Mi-am adus aminte de asta, tare sau ce?!? Ne-a pus profa de romana odata sa scriem o declaratie de dragoste si am scris-o pe asta Dupa aceea mi-a zis ca sunt manelist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aelius Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 ) am scris aia la misto ca era unu de la 10 cuvinte baga 14 interjectii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciresel21 Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Numai o femeie poate introduce gresit parola intr-un computer de atatea ori incat computerul sa admita, in final, ca el greseste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Graphik Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 -Domnule pacient, m? îngrijoreaz? culoarea galbena a penisului dvs. Lucra?i cu substan?e toxice?-Nu lucrez, doctore, sunt ?omer.-?i ce face?i toat? ziua?-P?i, m? uit la filme porno... m?nânc pufule?i... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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