FlaVirus Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 e genial omul, va recomand sa urmariti si celelalte video-uri ale lui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoNe- Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Sotia: Ai facut cumparaturile ?Sotul: Bad command or filename.Sotia: Dar te-am rugat de dimineata.Sotul: Syntax Error. Abort ?Sotia: Ai sunat-o macar pe mama sa-i zici "La multi ai de ziua ei ?"Sotul: Variable not found.Sotia: Bine, da-mi cartea de credit, merg eu la cumparaturi!Sotul: Sharing Violation. Access denied !Sotia: Tu vorbesti serios, glumesti sau incerci sa ma enervezi ?Sotul: Too many parameters...Sotia: Cum de m-am maritat eu tocmai cu tine ?Sotul: Data type mismatch.Sotia: Dar salariul cand il iei ?Sotul: File in use. Try later.Sotia: Ma faci sa ma intreb... ce insemn eu pentru tine ?Sotul: Unknown Virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicilianul Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=1403580079853943 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo20063 Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 A mai fost postata, dar oricum e tare.Singura problema e ca 90% din populatie nu o sa inteleaga poanta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playstation Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Singura problema e ca 90% din populatie nu o sa inteleaga poanta Hai laudate subtil,acum date mafiot ca stii poanta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo20063 Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Hai laudate subtil,acum date mafiot ca stii poanta.Nu prea vorbesc urat de obicei....dar tie iti zic clar: ESTI UN MARE BOU!Eu ma refeream la faptul ca vad o chestie amuzanta, cum e aia, si vreau sa i-o arat si prietenei mele, dar ca sa o inteleaga tre sa incep de la STRUCTURED QUERY LANGUAGE incolo...Oricum...esti un mare bou! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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INTELMAN Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 Cele 3 tipuri de barbati:Curajosul vine acasa beat la trei dimineata. Nevasta il asteapta la usa , cu matura in mana.Curajosul o intreaba:– Vrei sa maturi, sau vrei sa zbori undeva?Neinfricatul ajunge beat acasa la trei dimineata. Duhneste a parfum si are camasa mazgalita cu ruj. Isi apuca sotia de fund si ii zice:– Acum e randul tau.Indraznetul vine acasa beat la trei dimineata. Sotia lui sta in pat, treaza. Indraznetul apuca un scaun si il aseaza langa pat.– Ce faci cu asta?, intreaba nevasta, infuriata la culme.– Vreau sa stau in primul rand cand incepi circul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m1dst1k Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 http://i43.tinypic.com/2nlbltf.jpgCica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-iIm7_tncPs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malsploit Posted July 14, 2013 Report Share Posted July 14, 2013 You really love me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Matt Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJro5jGCnoA"Sa moara pula mea" ))))))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPSVww2zO1g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nytro Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 Timesnewroman.ro - Cotidian independent de umor voluntar - Temu?ii hackeri români se plâng c? serverele NASA nu con?in nici manele, nici toren?i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 "Credeam c? hackerii români sunt periculo?i în alt sens. N-au f?cut altceva decât s? distrug? planurile urm?toarei misiuni pe Lun? ?i s? pun? în loc fi?iere cu muzic? ?i filme cu Jackie Chan", declar? Decebal Popescu, inginer român angajat la NASA.Asta e maxima. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eusimplu Posted July 17, 2013 Report Share Posted July 17, 2013 N-o prea cred reala, n-ar rezista americanii fara sa umfle povestea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...