yceman Posted April 6, 2010 Report Posted April 6, 2010 C:\>Let there be light!Enter user id.C:\>GodEnter password.C:\>OmniscientPassword incorrect. Try again.C:\>OmnipotentPassword incorrect. Try again.C:\>TechnocratAnd God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.C:\>Let there be light!Unrecognizable command. Try again.C:\>Create lightDone.C:\>Run heaven_and_earthAnd God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.Unrecognizable command. Try again.C:\>Create firmamentDone.C:\>Run firmamentAnd God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto oneplace and let the dry land appear andToo many characters in the specification string. Try again.C:\>Create dry_landDone.C:\>Run firmamentAnd God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the nightUnspecified type. Try again.C:\>Create sun_moon_starsDone.C:\>Run sun_moon_starsAnd God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the dayand the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0errors.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.C:\>Create fishDone.C:\>Create fowlDone.C:\>Create cattleDone.C:\>Create creepy_thingsDone.C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_thingsAnd God created the great sea monsters and every living creature thatcreepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowlafter its kind.And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6.C:\>Now let us make man in our image.Unspecified type. Try again.C:\>Create manDone.C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdueit and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over thefish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth uponthe earthToo many command operands. Try again.C:\>Run multiplicationExecution teminated. 6 errors.C:\>Insert breathDone.C:\>Run multiplicationExecution teminated. 5 errors.C:\>Move man to Garden of EdenFile Garden of Eden does not exist.C:\>Create Garden.ednDone.C:\>Run multiplicationExecution teminated. 4 errors.C:\>Copy woman from manDone.C:\>Run multiplicationExecution teminated. 2 errors.C:\>Create desireDone.C:\>Run multiplicationAnd God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.ednWarning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.C:\>Create freewillDone.C:\>Run freewillAnd God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.ednWarning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.C:\>Undo desireDesire cannot be undone once freewill is created.C:\>Destroy freewillFreewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.C:>\HelpDesire cannot be undone once freewill is created.Freewill is a inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.C:\>Create tree_of_knowledgeAnd God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.ednWarning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.C:\>Create good, evilDone.C:\>Activate evilAnd God saw he had created shame.Warning system error in sector E95.Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors.C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, womanSearch failed.C:\>Delete shameShame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.C:\>Destroy freewillFreewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.C:\>StopUnrecognizaable command. Try again.C:\>BreakC:\>BreakC:\>BreakATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWNFOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.PLEASE LOG OFF.C:\>Create new worldYou have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old filesbefore new ones can be created.C:\>Destroy earthDestroy earth: please confirm.C:\>Destroy earth confirmedCOMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. Quote
edededi Posted April 6, 2010 Report Posted April 6, 2010 C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto oneplace and let the dry land appear andToo many characters in the specification string. Try again.C:\>Create dry_landDone. ) Quote
yceman Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Posted April 6, 2010 C:\destroy earthC:\ Error!! rstcenter still running Quote
Fitty Posted April 7, 2010 Report Posted April 7, 2010 (edited) [god@localhost: Downloads]$ suEnter password: [root@localhost: Downloads]$ wget http://prostituati.ro/downloads/nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gzConnecting to prostituati.ro:80... connected!HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK=================================> 2kb [OK] 1.2 TB/s[root@localhost: Downloads]$ lsporn nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz[root@localhost: Downloads]$ tar -xzvf nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz /C /opt/nosferatu/opt/nosferatu/legs/opt/nosferatu/body/opt/nosferatu/hands/opt/nosferatu/neckError: cannot extract head, file is corrupt or damaged.[root@localhost: Downloads]$ cd /opt/nosferatu[root@localhost: nosferatu]$ ./nosferatunosferatu is not supported!-== The system is going down for maintenance NOW! ==- Edited April 7, 2010 by Fitty Quote
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curiosul Posted April 7, 2010 Report Posted April 7, 2010 [god@localhost: Downloads]$ suEnter password: [root@localhost: Downloads]$ wget http://prostituati.ro/downloads/nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gzConnecting to prostituati.ro:80... connected!HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK=================================> 2kb [OK] 1.2 TB/s[root@localhost: Downloads]$ lsporn nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz[root@localhost: Downloads]$ tar -xzvf nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz /C /opt/nosferatu/opt/nosferatu/legs/opt/nosferatu/body/opt/nosferatu/hands/opt/nosferatu/neckError: cannot extract head, file is corrupt or damaged.[root@localhost: Downloads]$ cd /opt/nosferatu[root@localhost: nosferatu]$ ./nosferatunosferatu is not supported!-== The system is going down for maintenance NOW! ==-=)) cat de tare Quote
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