la inceput a fost calculatorul si Dumnezeu a spus:

[yceman]

C:\>Let there be light!

Enter user id.

C:\>God

Enter password.

C:\>Omniscient

Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Omnipotent

Password incorrect. Try again.

C:\>Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

C:\>Let there be light!

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create light

Done.

C:\>Run heaven_and_earth

And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

C:\>Create firmament

Done.

C:\>Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.

C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one

place and let the dry land appear and

Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.

C:\>Create dry_land

Done.

C:\>Run firmament

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.

And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.

C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\>Create sun_moon_stars

Done.

C:\>Run sun_moon_stars

And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day

and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0

errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.

C:\>Create fish

Done.

C:\>Create fowl

Done.

C:\>Create cattle

Done.

C:\>Create creepy_things

Done.

C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_things

And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that

creepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl

after its kind.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6.

C:\>Now let us make man in our image.

Unspecified type. Try again.

C:\>Create man

Done.

C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue

it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the

fish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth upon

the earth

Too many command operands. Try again.

C:\>Run multiplication

Execution teminated. 6 errors.

C:\>Insert breath

Done.

C:\>Run multiplication

Execution teminated. 5 errors.

C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden

File Garden of Eden does not exist.

C:\>Create Garden.edn

Done.

C:\>Run multiplication

Execution teminated. 4 errors.

C:\>Copy woman from man

Done.

C:\>Run multiplication

Execution teminated. 2 errors.

C:\>Create desire

Done.

C:\>Run multiplication

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.

C:\>Create freewill

Done.

C:\>Run freewill

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.

C:\>Undo desire

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

C:\>Destroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:>\Help

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

Freewill is a inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge

And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.

C:\>Create good, evil

Done.

C:\>Activate evil

And God saw he had created shame.

Warning system error in sector E95.

Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors.

C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

Search failed.

C:\>Delete shame

Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

C:\>Destroy freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\>Stop

Unrecognizaable command. Try again.

C:\>Break

C:\>Break

C:\>Break

ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN

FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.

PLEASE LOG OFF.

C:\>Create new world

You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files

before new ones can be created.

C:\>Destroy earth

Destroy earth: please confirm.

C:\>Destroy earth confirmed

COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8

AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

[edededi]

C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one

place and let the dry land appear and

Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.

C:\>Create dry_land

Done. )

[yceman]

C:\>Destroy earth

[N-W-A]

prea tare ))

[dragosh1904]

C:\>kwe be born

C:\>kwe create rst

[yceman]

C:\destroy earth

C:\ Error!! rstcenter still running

[Fitty]

[god@localhost: Downloads]$ su

Enter password:

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ wget http://prostituati.ro/downloads/nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz

Connecting to prostituati.ro:80... connected!

HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK

=================================> 2kb [OK] 1.2 TB/s

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ ls

porn nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ tar -xzvf nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz /C /opt/nosferatu

/opt/nosferatu/legs

/opt/nosferatu/body

/opt/nosferatu/hands

/opt/nosferatu/neck

Error: cannot extract head, file is corrupt or damaged.

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ cd /opt/nosferatu

[root@localhost: nosferatu]$ ./nosferatu

nosferatu is not supported!

-== The system is going down for maintenance NOW! ==-

Edited April 7, 2010 by Fitty

[yceman]

@ yceman_yceman de la care din lista ai stirea ? flubber sau knight ? a pornit de la mine xD

neahhh.... l`am gasit pe La inceput a fost calculatorul-Si Dumnezeu a spus | Love Site

[zippy]

misto

ups fail?

[loki]

misto

ups fail?

pai daca v-o bagati prin toate topicurile :) a supt-o si robotu gogu

[yceman]

misto

ups fail?

bai park in cehia stiu k era o localitate numita asa

[zippy]

Ar fi ceva

Ion: Vasile unde ai fost ma?

Vasile: Pana la Pula si inapoi ma Ioane )

[curiosul]

[god@localhost: Downloads]$ su

Enter password:

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ wget http://prostituati.ro/downloads/nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz

Connecting to prostituati.ro:80... connected!

HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK

=================================> 2kb [OK] 1.2 TB/s

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ ls

porn nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ tar -xzvf nosferatu_kit_i386.tar.gz /C /opt/nosferatu

/opt/nosferatu/legs

/opt/nosferatu/body

/opt/nosferatu/hands

/opt/nosferatu/neck

Error: cannot extract head, file is corrupt or damaged.

[root@localhost: Downloads]$ cd /opt/nosferatu

[root@localhost: nosferatu]$ ./nosferatu

nosferatu is not supported!

-== The system is going down for maintenance NOW! ==-

=)) cat de tare

[nosferatu]

@ fitty

onanist ratat

intra in mm pe y!m

aaaaaaaah cacat, ma duc sa ma uit la dragon ball z

Edited April 7, 2010 by nosferatu