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Si cateva bancuri seci.

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Cum sa ai o seara de neuitat?

1. Petreci seara

2. Te stradui sa n-o uiti.

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Care e asemanarea dintre un vultur si un elefent?

Ambii zboara, cu exceptia elefantului.

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Din seria web designer/ web developer jokes:))

1. How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's a hardware issue.

2. A web designer walks into a bar, but immediately leaves in disgust upon noticing the table layout...

3. Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender

4. Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

5. Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

6. Keyboard not found ... press F1 to continue

7. Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone "this behavior is by design"

8. There are two types of people in this world: those who understand recursion and those who don’t understand that there are two types of people in this world:

9. Demoing the product for the first time

10. When the senior developer tries to teach me how to use his library

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