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Flubber Posted January 6, 2011 Report Posted January 6, 2011 Seclist's full disclosure:[I]From[/I]: srl <security.research.labs () gmail com> [I]Date[/I]: Thu, 6 Jan 2011 10:48:53 +0200Dear musntlive,I want to say that you should rename your OpenBSD machine to "[COLOR=red][B]gaoaza[/B][/COLOR]"because you already have a Linux machine named "[COLOR=red][B]pizda[/B][/COLOR]" and OpenBSD is morelike a [COLOR=red][B]gaoaza[/B][/COLOR] than [B][COLOR=red]pizda[/COLOR][/B].[quote]2011/1/5 ???????? ?????????? <musntlive () gmail com>[INDENT]Is code no work:[B]# uname -aOpenBSD [COLOR=red]cyka.etopizdets.ru[/COLOR] 4.7 WRIGHTKERNEL#1337 i386[/B]# md5 danposerberg.cMD5 (danposerberg.c) = 26b1dd146a3b96c63539f551a8741f18# gcc danposerberg.c -o hakaruskidanposerberg.c:53:30: linux/capability.h: No such file or directorydanposerberg.c: In function `main':danposerberg.c:155: error: `PF_PHONET' undeclared (first use in thisfunction)danposerberg.c:155: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported onlyoncedanposerberg.c:155: error: for each function it appears in.)danposerberg.c:173: warning: assignment makes pointer from integerwithout a castdanposerberg.c:174: warning: assignment makes pointer from integerwithout a castdanposerberg.c:191: error: `MAP_ANONYMOUS' undeclared (first use inthis function)danposerberg.c:200: warning: assignment makes integer from pointerwithout a castdanposerberg.c:204: warning: assignment makes integer from pointerwithout a castdanposerberg.c:208: warning: assignment makes integer from pointerwithout a castdanposerberg.c:231: warning: assignment makes pointer from integerwithout a cast# iswhere capability.hksh: iswhere: not found# whereis capability.h# emacs danposerberg.c# gcc -w danposerberg.c -o fixeruskidanposerberg.c:53:30: linux/capability.h: No such file or directorydanposerberg.c: In function `main':danposerberg.c:155: error: `PF_PHONET' undeclared (first use in thisfunction)danposerberg.c:155: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported onlyoncedanposerberg.c:155: error: for each function it appears in.)danposerberg.c:191: error: `MAP_ANONYMOUS' undeclared (first use inthis function)# ed danposerberg.c# gcc -o fixeruski danposerberg.c# ./fixeruskiSEGMENTATION FAULTIs no work!! Is your machine is already backdoored see uname output[B]So i is retest to Linux machine:$ uname -aLinux [COLOR=red]pizda[/COLOR] 2.6.29.4 #1 SMP Thu Dec 21 10:57:32 EDT 2003 i386 GNU/Linux[/B]$ echo "is test for backdoors in code" && ruby -pe 'next if not/jason|open|theo/' danposerberg.c$ echo "code is been test for openbsd backdoors!! is no backdoors"$ gcc -o fixeruski -w danposerberg.c$ ./fixeruski^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^C^C^C^C^C$_______________________________________________Full-Disclosure - We believe in it.Charter: [URL="http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html"][Full-Disclosure] Mailing List Charter[/URL]Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - [URL="http://secunia.com/"]Secunia.com[/URL][/INDENT][/quote]Unde cyka.etopizdets.ru; pizdets ==Yahoo! AnswersQ: What does pizdets mean, possibly in russian?A: It really depends on the context, but usually it means that something bad has happened and the speaker is mad or shocked by it (sort of like "sh!t" in English). Also it can be used as a threat ("tebe pizdets" - "this is the end for you"). Remember that it is a curse word and should not be used in polite society, since Russians take foul language more seriously than English-speakers.Sursa: Full Disclosure: Re: Getting root, the hard way Quote
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