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[I]From[/I]: srl <security.research.labs () gmail com>
[I]Date[/I]: Thu, 6 Jan 2011 10:48:53 +0200

Dear musntlive,

I want to say that you should rename your OpenBSD machine to "[COLOR=red][B]gaoaza[/B][/COLOR]"
because you already have a Linux machine named "[COLOR=red][B]pizda[/B][/COLOR]" and OpenBSD is more
like a [COLOR=red][B]gaoaza[/B][/COLOR] than [B][COLOR=red]pizda[/COLOR][/B].


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2011/1/5 ???????? ?????????? <musntlive () gmail com>

[INDENT]Is code no work:

[B]# uname -a
OpenBSD [COLOR=red]cyka.etopizdets.ru[/COLOR] 4.7 WRIGHTKERNEL#1337 i386[/B]
# md5 danposerberg.c
MD5 (danposerberg.c) = 26b1dd146a3b96c63539f551a8741f18
# gcc danposerberg.c -o hakaruski
danposerberg.c:53:30: linux/capability.h: No such file or directory
danposerberg.c: In function `main':
danposerberg.c:155: error: `PF_PHONET' undeclared (first use in this
function)
danposerberg.c:155: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only
once
danposerberg.c:155: error: for each function it appears in.)
danposerberg.c:173: warning: assignment makes pointer from integer
without a cast
danposerberg.c:174: warning: assignment makes pointer from integer
without a cast
danposerberg.c:191: error: `MAP_ANONYMOUS' undeclared (first use in
this function)
danposerberg.c:200: warning: assignment makes integer from pointer
without a cast
danposerberg.c:204: warning: assignment makes integer from pointer
without a cast
danposerberg.c:208: warning: assignment makes integer from pointer
without a cast
danposerberg.c:231: warning: assignment makes pointer from integer
without a cast
# iswhere capability.h
ksh: iswhere: not found
# whereis capability.h
# emacs danposerberg.c
# gcc -w danposerberg.c -o fixeruski
danposerberg.c:53:30: linux/capability.h: No such file or directory
danposerberg.c: In function `main':
danposerberg.c:155: error: `PF_PHONET' undeclared (first use in this
function)
danposerberg.c:155: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only
once
danposerberg.c:155: error: for each function it appears in.)
danposerberg.c:191: error: `MAP_ANONYMOUS' undeclared (first use in
this function)
# ed danposerberg.c
# gcc -o fixeruski danposerberg.c
# ./fixeruski
SEGMENTATION FAULT
Is no work!! Is your machine is already backdoored see uname output


[B]So i is retest to Linux machine:

$ uname -a
Linux [COLOR=red]pizda[/COLOR] 2.6.29.4 #1 SMP Thu Dec 21 10:57:32 EDT 2003 i386 GNU/Linux[/B]
$ echo "is test for backdoors in code" && ruby -pe 'next if not
/jason|open|theo/' danposerberg.c
$ echo "code is been test for openbsd backdoors!! is no backdoors"
$ gcc -o fixeruski -w danposerberg.c
$ ./fixeruski
^C
^C
^C
^C
^C
^C
^C
^Z
^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z
^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^C^C^C^C^C
$

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Unde cyka.etopizdets.ru; pizdets ==

Yahoo! Answers

Q: What does pizdets mean, possibly in russian?

A: It really depends on the context, but usually it means that something bad has happened and the speaker is mad or shocked by it (sort of like "sh!t" in English). Also it can be used as a threat ("tebe pizdets" - "this is the end for you"). Remember that it is a curse word and should not be used in polite society, since Russians take foul language more seriously than English-speakers.

Sursa: Full Disclosure: Re: Getting root, the hard way

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Un popa care nu-si mai vedea capul de treburi il cheama pe fiul lui si-i zice

sa stea el la primire la spovedanii. Pentru buna desfasurare a activitatii,

ii da si un tabel cu pacate pedepse, si-i explica:

- Uite, daca-i betiv, ii dai 50 de matanii si plata a 5 lei pentru biserica...

Zis si facut, pustiu' se descurca vreo ora, dupa care vine fugind la tac'su:

- Tata, a venit una care suge pula, ce sa-i dau, ca nu-i in tabel?

La care popa, distrat:

- Da-i 10, c-atit ii dau si eu...

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Vine intr-o zi un barbat la spitalul de nebuni. Ajunge la doctor si ii spune: - Am inebunit!!!!!!!!! - Cand? il intreba doctorul. - Pai sa va povestesc: eram la amanta mea si faceam sex, cand deodata, se aude usa, era sotul ei. Am sarit repede amandoi din pat si cautam un loc unde sa ma ascund, am zis ca in baie nu, in dulap nu, sub pat nu, ca m-ar putea gasi. Asa ca am iesit pe geam si ma tineam cu mainile de pervaz. Sotul vecinei ma cauta disperat in baie, in dulap, sub pat nu gaseste nimic, se indreapta spre geam se uita imprejur si cand se uita in jos ma vede. A inceput sa ma calce cu picioarele pe maini ... - Si ai inebunit... - Nu,a adus o oala cu apa fierbinte si mi-a turnat-o peste maini. - Si ai inebunit.... - Nu, a dus bormasina si a inceput sa-mi gaureasca mainile. - Si ai inebunit... - Nu, la un moment dat m-am uitat in jos... - Si ai inebunit cand ai vazut la ce inaltime esti.... - Nu, am inebunit pentru ca eram la PARTER !!!

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Era o fetita care de la o vreme avea un permanent rinjet tembel pe figura. Parintii se duc cu ea la doctor:

- Domnul doctor, nu stim ce are de rinjeste asa...

Doctorul se uita si zice:

- Ati incercat sa ii slabiti coditele ?

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cati ani ai? :))

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Un blogger dintr-asta dur isi cumpara, normal, o femeie gonflabila.

Ajuns acasa, se uita la data fabricatiei: 8 decembrie 2007.

- Offff Iar o sagetatoare

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o sa mai revin cand se merita :)

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