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In autobuz o doamna mirosea serios a transpiratie

Un barbat din spate , sa fie politicos o intreaba :

-Doamna ce parfum folositi?

Femeia sa para sofisticata raspunde :

-Alba ca zapada si cei 7 pitici

La care barbatul iritat exclama :

-Mai bine mai verificati odata , cred ca unul dintre pitici este mort!

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Intr-o dimineata o doamna alearga disperata dupa autobuzul care tocmai plecase din statie.Calatorii care au vazut-o pe doamna alergand il roaga pe sofer sa opreasca pentru a o lua si pe ea.Soferul initial refuza insa este convins de calatori sa opreasca sa urce si doamna grabita.Intr-un final urca si doamna,usile se inchid,autobuzul porneste si pleaca.La care doamna grabita exclama: Buna dimineata,biletele si abonamentele la control va rog

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(22:35:15) fallen_angel: B?, nu-l g?sesc nic?ieri pe sugaciu ?la

(22:35:16) fallen_angel: :|

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(22:36:35) fallen_angel: poi cum s?-l ?in m? între din?i?

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(01:52:06) Sdicky: hard de 500gb

(01:52:09) Sdicky: 300 am pus

(01:52:11) Sdicky: ca swap

(01:52:15) Sdicky: si 200

(01:52:17) Sdicky: ca

(01:52:20) Sdicky: sti tu

(01:52:22) Sdicky: journal 4

(01:52:23) Sdicky: sau cum i zice

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(01:56:29) shaggi: Sdicky, coaie 300 gb swap?:|

(01:56:38) shaggi: ai macar idee ce face swap?

(01:56:42) Sdicky: da

(01:56:44) Sdicky: no

(01:56:45) Sdicky: nu am =))

(01:57:01) Sdicky: ce face?:|

(01:57:15) shaggi: :|

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