Aripipevant Posted July 17, 2013 Report Posted July 17, 2013 Râde?i m? de ceva real nu de glumele alea proaste în Englez?. Quote
EAdrian Posted July 17, 2013 Report Posted July 17, 2013 In autobuz o doamna mirosea serios a transpiratieUn barbat din spate , sa fie politicos o intreaba :-Doamna ce parfum folositi?Femeia sa para sofisticata raspunde :-Alba ca zapada si cei 7 piticiLa care barbatul iritat exclama :-Mai bine mai verificati odata , cred ca unul dintre pitici este mort! Quote
yo9gjx Posted July 17, 2013 Report Posted July 17, 2013 Timesnewroman.ro - Cotidian independent de umor voluntar - Temu?ii hackeri români se plâng c? serverele NASA nu con?in nici manele, nici toren?iAlta - Timesnewroman.ro - Cotidian independent de umor voluntar - Adio, Windows! Caracalenii au produs Oltbuntu, o variant? de Linux scump? ?i care se stric? imediat Quote
Renegade Posted July 17, 2013 Report Posted July 17, 2013 Intr-o dimineata o doamna alearga disperata dupa autobuzul care tocmai plecase din statie.Calatorii care au vazut-o pe doamna alergand il roaga pe sofer sa opreasca pentru a o lua si pe ea.Soferul initial refuza insa este convins de calatori sa opreasca sa urce si doamna grabita.Intr-un final urca si doamna,usile se inchid,autobuzul porneste si pleaca.La care doamna grabita exclama: Buna dimineata,biletele si abonamentele la control va rog Quote
magnificul Posted July 21, 2013 Report Posted July 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4 Quote
passfig Posted July 21, 2013 Report Posted July 21, 2013 Un deface decent si simpatic (recent de pe ubuntu forums): Quote
thatsmyname Posted July 24, 2013 Report Posted July 24, 2013 http://postimg.org/image/6ysvqnk5x/ Quote
Active Members dancezar Posted July 27, 2013 Active Members Report Posted July 27, 2013 http://oi43.tinypic.com/157198w.jpg Quote
united7170 Posted July 28, 2013 Report Posted July 28, 2013 Photoshop skill ))http://oi44.tinypic.com/2dvtr7t.jpg Quote
Cifre Posted July 29, 2013 Report Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) https://rstforums.com/forum/61423-houston-sokares-mo-am-problemo-mancatzash.rst(22:35:15) fallen_angel: B?, nu-l g?sesc nic?ieri pe sugaciu ?la(22:35:16) fallen_angel: (22:35:22) alecseu: ?(22:35:34) fallen_angel: ?ân?aru bre(22:35:39) fallen_angel: m? terorizeaz? iar dup? ce m? culc(22:35:40) fallen_angel: ..(22:35:55) tex: daca-l prinzi sa-l tii intre dinti(22:36:02) tex: ca-mi bag eu pula-n el de tantar(22:36:05) tex: )))))))))))))))))))))))(22:36:16) alecseu: OMG(22:36:18) alecseu: ))))))))))))))))(22:36:31) tex: hahah(22:36:35) fallen_angel: poi cum s?-l ?in m? între din?i?(22:36:36) fallen_angel: (22:36:49) tex: )))) ziceam sa te ajut sa-l, omori calumea(22:36:54) tex: sa-l umilim inainte(22:36:56) tex: ))))))))))))))))))))))))) Edited July 29, 2013 by Cifre Quote
d33nis Posted July 30, 2013 Report Posted July 30, 2013 La un bairam, un tip se ofera sa-i mai toarne whisky in pahar unei gagici. - Nu mai vreau, fiindca imi face rau la picioare! - Va tremura? - Nu, mi se desfac! Quote
shaggi Posted July 30, 2013 Report Posted July 30, 2013 (01:52:06) Sdicky: hard de 500gb(01:52:09) Sdicky: 300 am pus(01:52:11) Sdicky: ca swap(01:52:15) Sdicky: si 200(01:52:17) Sdicky: ca(01:52:20) Sdicky: sti tu(01:52:22) Sdicky: journal 4(01:52:23) Sdicky: sau cum i zice===============================...............................===============================(01:56:29) shaggi: Sdicky, coaie 300 gb swap?(01:56:38) shaggi: ai macar idee ce face swap?(01:56:42) Sdicky: da(01:56:44) Sdicky: no(01:56:45) Sdicky: nu am (01:57:01) Sdicky: ce face?(01:57:15) shaggi: Quote
Cifre Posted July 31, 2013 Report Posted July 31, 2013 1:58 - 3:56 eu am ras cu lacrimi la modul cel mai serios.. Quote
bodostyle Posted August 1, 2013 Report Posted August 1, 2013 (edited) Poate multi stiu deja , dar pe mine inca ma amuza cand dau de asta : Edited August 1, 2013 by bodostyle Quote
symboss Posted August 3, 2013 Report Posted August 3, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbLMGmfFJio Quote
