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tedeus Newbie

tedeus

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Bai nene... aia e pe bune????

Daca da... e nasol. Toti erau TINERI BREEEE, sa imi trag ciubucul pe urechile aleia si sa o ascult cu bucifer la ventuza...

Cum bre, chiar tineretul de 18 ani a ajuns asa de degradat :))? Face curatenie Tacsu vericule, Tacsu, drept in Parliament :))?

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alkimistu Rookie

alkimistu

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Acesta este un email ce tine de ordinea interna a unei corporatii ce a fost trimis de catre conducere catre angajatii romani ai acelei firme. 


To : All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian Speaking staff. Such behavior,in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1.Words like “futui”, “in pula mea”, “pula” and other such expressions will be not tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake, or “s-a cacat pe el” if you see someone being to be reprehended, or “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a “se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om”, “cacanaru” or “boul”.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulalau” nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as “porcarii”.
6. Do not say “futu-ti ma-ta” if somebody is persistent; do not add “pula mea”, if a colleague is going trough a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2) nor “o sa ne-o traga” when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “dute-n pula mea” or should you ever substitute “May i help you?’” with, “ce pula mea vrei?”
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners “bosorogi imputiti”.
9. Do not say “ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu asta” when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer “futute-n cur” when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call customer representatives as “boul dracului” or “tampitu ala”.
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as a “pizdulica buna”, “futaciosu” or “homalau lu peste”.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say “ma sterg la cur cu textu asta”.

Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.

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