Graphik Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Bula ajunge la scoala, Alinuta ii arunca in cap o hartie mototolita strigand: HEAD SHOT !!!… Bula ia cartea si ii plezneste una peste fata: FACE BOOK !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggi. Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Preotii la un chef, Danseaza pe Manele ! @ razveee.comhttp://www.razveee.com/se-pisa-pe-el-de-frica-chiar-se-pisha/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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florin_darck Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 Drunk Man vs Doorhttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f6_1345571387 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheTime Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Pe data de 23.08.1976 au fost lansate 3 proiectile spre barza ce-l transporta pe Fuego. Unul dintre ele s-a defectat (made in Romania, d'oh) si s-a ciocnit in aer de celelalte doua. Explozia rezultata a fost uriasa, tot orizontul s-a inrosit, oferind muritorilor o previziune apocaliptica din viitorul ce urma sa vina.Din nefericire nimeni nu a fost ranit. La multi ani Fuego! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inteleptul Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 toata familia incearca sa ii puna prezervativul baiatului Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildchild Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Windowsul nostru, Care esti instalat pe hard, Deschide-se ferestrele tale, Vie crash-ul tau Ca în 95 asa si în 98. Si zilnicele Servicepacks da-ni le noua, Si ne iarta partitiile Linux Asa cum si noi iertam greselile din drivere. Si nu ne du în ecranul albastru, Ci ne izbaveste de conflicte de versiuni Caci al tau este tot RAM-ul Si hardul Si toti hertzii procesorului În vecii vecilor Alt-F4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edutu20 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 -Bula , tu nu-ti spui rugaciunea inainte de masa? il intreaba invatatoarea.-A..nu! Mama gateste bine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flofy Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 http://www.facebook.com/v/485248064819695 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicilianul Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 1.Femeia Virus:Cand te astepti mai putin, se instaleaza in apartamentul tau si se face stapana. Daca incerci sa o dezinstalezi, pierzi multe lucruri. Daca nu, o sa pierzi totul.2.Femeia Internet: Trebuie sa platesti ca sa ai acces la ea.3.Femeia Server: Intotdeauna e ocupata cand ai nevoie de ea.4.Femeia Windows: Stii ca are multe defecte,dar nu poti trai fara ea.5.Femeia Apple Mackintosh: Atragatoare, fara cusur, destul de scumpa, dar nu prea compatibila cu altele; doar 5% dintre barbati cunosc placerea de a o avea.6.Femeia Power Point: Ideala pentru a o prezenta la petreceri, mese de afaceri, etc.7.Femeia Excel: Se zice ca stie sa faca multe lucruri.8.Femeia Word: Intotdeauna te asteapta cu surprize si nu exista nimeni inlume care sa o inteleaga pe deplin.9.Femeia DOS: Toti au avut-o o data, dar nimeni n-o mai vrea acum.10.Femeia Backup: Crezi ca are destul, dar la ora de "sa vedem" ii lipseste ceva...11.Femeia Scandisk: Stim ca e buna si ca vrea sa ajute, dar in realitate nimeni nu stie ce face.12.Femeia Screensaver: Nu foloseste la nimic, dar te amuza.13.Femeia Paintbrush: Toata machiaj si nimic de fond.14.Femeia Harddisk: Isi aminteste de toate, tot timpul.15.Femeia End-User: Nu face nimic bine si vesnic te intreaba cate ceva.16.Femeia E-mail: Din fiecare 10 fraze pe care le zice, 9 sunt tampenii.17.Femeia Antivirus: Incearca sa distruga femeia Virus si te streseaza tot timpul cu ea.18.Femeia Joc: Te poti juca cand vrei cu ea si cat vrei, dar in timp ramai in urma si nu ii mai faci fata.19.Femeia Open-source: O cunosti bine, o poti schimba cat vrei, dar nu se baga multi sa faca acest lucru.20.Femeia Pirat: A reusit sa imparta barbatii in 2 genuri: Barbati de casa si barbati normali! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wav3 Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 http://www.trilulilu.ro/video-animatie/e-crocodil-sau-copac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IdiotMan Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no-V7Hyx7bA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Nemessis Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fUXBwhTb634 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wav3 Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fUXBwhTb634what a hell ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ZeroCold Posted August 28, 2012 Report Share Posted August 28, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AORKWkN3-c)))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdiotMan Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 ----------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slice228 Posted August 29, 2012 Report Share Posted August 29, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AORKWkN3-c))))chiar ieri m-am uitat la film si am ras la faza asta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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