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wtf is your problem with Braila ?! :|

Intr-un tren, un tip si-o tipa stateau fata-n fata . Tipa, misto tare, pulpe, sani, minijup, fara chilotei . Tipu· incerca din greu sa-si dezlipeasca privirea dintre picioarele ei … Fata observa si zice :

- Vad ca te uiti la pasarica mea . Iti place ?!!!

Tipu· se inroseste :

- Pai…eu…stiti… nu …

- Lasa ca nu-i nici o problema, imi face placere… Ia zi, vrei sa-ti dea pasarica o bezea ?

- Pai… Da !!

Tipa se isi desface picioarele si pasarica, foarte natural, ii da tipului o bezea . Tipu· foarte incintat :

- Suuuuper fain !!!

- Da· stai sa vezi, vrei sa o fac sa clipeasca ?

- Sigur …

Si pasarica clipeste de citeva ori …

Tipu· incintat la culme : Wauuuu !!!

- Hai vino linga mine , zice ea . Vrei sa-ti bagi doua degete in pasarica ?!!

Tipu· zice uluit :

- Hai da-o naibii, sa nu-mi spui ca poate si sa fluiere !!!

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Guest Kovalski
mi se pare amuzant ca unii cred ca sunt anonimi si de fapt nu-s deloc.

Da cine dracu ti-a zis tie ca ne ascundem numele reale?

Sau crezi ca suntem cautati international si ne ascundem numele?

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Talking to a robot...

(4:09:43 PM) jodiederouchie: hey whats up sweetie?

(4:09:52 PM) me: fuck off

(4:10:00 PM) me: lick my balls

(4:10:02 PM) jodiederouchie: seriously? that's your response? wow

(4:10:06 PM) me: and then kiss my ass

(4:10:13 PM) jodiederouchie: get us through the sunshine

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Cine saracia si-ar pune user pe server "pula" ? Romulan retard frate :)))


Mar 18 23:41:59 hp sshd[58132]: Invalid user bianca from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:01 hp sshd[58134]: Invalid user teo from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:03 hp sshd[58162]: Invalid user teodora from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:05 hp sshd[58173]: Invalid user marcela from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:06 hp sshd[58185]: Invalid user simona from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:08 hp sshd[58194]: Invalid user silvia from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:10 hp sshd[58220]: Invalid user paula from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:12 hp sshd[58233]: Invalid user track from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:13 hp sshd[58235]: Invalid user fight from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:15 hp sshd[58237]: Invalid user club from 183.82.46.2
Mar 18 23:42:17 hp sshd[58239]: Invalid user [B][COLOR="#FF0000"]pula[/COLOR][/B] from 183.82.46.2

Discutie pe yahoo messenger:


Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:01:30 AM): futu-le sfintenia sufletelor
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:01:48 AM): sa imi bage mie acolo gugal tulbar sa ascult manele
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:01:57 AM): pai nu ies la poarta daca vreau manele ?
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:02:01 AM): si vad live
Marian (6/27/2010 12:02:05 AM): direct
Marian (6/27/2010 12:02:06 AM): ))))))
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:02:17 AM): ca sapt trecuta a cantat avortatu ala p-acia
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:02:34 AM): cine stie ce necurat s-a mai nascut pe lumea asta
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:02:46 AM): sa ii miorlaie la ureche cantece de dor de duca
Marian (6/27/2010 12:02:56 AM): ))))))
Marian (6/27/2010 12:02:57 AM): hahaha
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:03:07 AM): a cantat acia la bucovat la restaurant
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:03:23 AM): ca curgeau ciorile pe strada de ziceai ca e exod
Io Vali (6/27/2010 12:03:40 AM): ma si bucurasem credeam ca migreaza
Marian (6/27/2010 12:05:26 AM): ))))))))))))))))
Marian (6/27/2010 12:05:29 AM): HAHHAHAHAHA

Inca una:


Io Vali: ia o sticla de cola repede si niste popcorn
Io Vali: hai la spectacol ca se ineca un tagan la Jiu
Io Vali: hai ca e premiera
Marian: hahaha, s-a inecat ?
Marian: )
Marian: doamnee, ziua asta trebuie sarbatorita
Io Vali: aduc io ochelarii 3D
Marian: brb ca am o bere la frigider !
Marian: )
Io Vali: asa
Io Vali: looooooooooolllllllllll io acu vazui statusu
Io Vali: sa vezi ce roiau ciorile pe pod
Io Vali: una isi pusese poalele in cap
Io Vali: mama ce rasei
Marian: HAHHAHAHA
Marian: boceau acolo ?
Io Vali: in apa nu intra sa ii caute, poate ne fac o mai mare bucurie
Io Vali: se agitau si politaii si pompierii, 2 stau si fumau la capu podului
Marian: pacat ca se impute jiul
Io Vali: lasa ca si asa e imputit ca deverseaza de la groapa de gunoi
Io Vali: se simt ca acasa
Marian: hahahahahah

// putin mai tarziu .....

Io Vali (7/11/2010 7:32:51 PM): NOUTATEEEEEEEEEEEE
Io Vali (7/11/2010 7:32:59 PM): se inecara NISTE tagani
Io Vali (7/11/2010 7:33:00 PM): cica 2
Marian (7/11/2010 7:46:19 PM): loll
Marian (7/11/2010 7:46:23 PM): 2 se inecara acolo ?
Marian (7/11/2010 7:46:28 PM): BA, pacat ca nu e deschis
Io Vali (7/11/2010 7:46:28 PM): dap
Marian (7/11/2010 7:46:38 PM): sa-mi iau mai multa bere
Marian (7/11/2010 7:46:39 PM): ))
Io Vali (7/11/2010 7:46:43 PM): mama baga ceafa de porc la gratar, eu cu bere, ca imi luai acum

About google :))


Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:47:20 PM): ba sa ma pis pe cautarile lu gugalu din floci
Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:47:58 PM): vere dai pe un link si pte duce prin google api yahoo api floci api
Marian (6/1/2010 11:48:09 PM): )))))))))))))))
Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:48:11 PM): sa indexeze ei tot sa vada sa nu ma scarpin la floci fara sa stie ei
Marian (6/1/2010 11:48:17 PM): hahah
Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:51:12 PM): pana supara pe mai multi sa ii baneze cu gugalu din pula cu tot
Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:51:15 PM): sa ii invete minte
Marian (6/1/2010 11:58:50 PM):
Marian (6/1/2010 11:58:53 PM): gugal
Marian (6/1/2010 11:58:54 PM):
Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:59:20 PM): lasa ca de n-o sa vedeti in cativa ani spyware googla mai vb
Io Vali (6/1/2010 11:59:36 PM): io le-as inchide baraca cu totu
Marian (6/2/2010 12:00:31 AM): sunt deja
Marian (6/2/2010 12:00:34 AM): si la nivel mare
Marian (6/2/2010 12:00:43 AM): goagal analitice
Marian (6/2/2010 12:00:47 AM): goagal sloboaze
Marian (6/2/2010 12:00:52 AM): goalagl chrome
Marian (6/2/2010 12:01:11 AM): goagal os super turbo privacy, nici nu trebe hard, nu trebe sa-ti faci griji
Marian (6/2/2010 12:01:12 AM): ca cica
Marian (6/2/2010 12:01:14 AM): lucrezi pe net
Marian (6/2/2010 12:01:18 AM): datele sunt stocate pe net
Marian (6/2/2010 12:01:19 AM):
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:04:12 AM): aha
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:04:17 AM): sunt puse bine la ei acolo
Marian (6/2/2010 12:04:20 AM): )
Marian (6/2/2010 12:04:20 AM): da
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:04:38 AM): super turbo
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:04:42 AM): super excelent din ala
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:05:20 AM): mai au sa mai scoata gugal firecratitza, gugal anti balaur, gugal plaier de manele si gugal pornoc
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:05:42 AM): si gugal parlitor de CD-uri
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:05:48 AM): si gata
Marian (6/2/2010 12:54:10 AM): ))))))))))))
Marian (6/2/2010 12:54:12 AM): doamne
Marian (6/2/2010 12:54:13 AM): )
Marian (6/2/2010 12:54:17 AM): ho bre ca vars cafeaua pe mine
Marian (6/2/2010 12:54:18 AM): )
Marian (6/2/2010 12:54:20 AM): hahahaahaaha
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:54:25 AM): ba nu varsa cafeaua
Io Vali (6/2/2010 12:54:31 AM): ca iti dau acatiste

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(16:07:29) RST: burnpower logs into the Chat.

(16:07:49) burnpower: sall stie cineva de unde pot lua root the flood

(16:09:13) DarkyAngel: ps , ajuta-l si tu pe baiatu cu un "root the flood"

(16:09:21) burnpower: cine are root the flood

(16:11:18) abraxyss: burn , cum te cheama?

(16:11:19) RST: burnpower has been logged out (Kicked).

(16:13:09) ps-axl: il cheama bannedburn

Astia ar trebui sa se apuce de munca, nu de alta dar s-au apucat sa inventeze lucruri.

LE: Tex unde esti tu fratimiu :( de ce ma lasi singur inpotriva la astia bre?????

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