Sweby Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Doi programatori într-un bar:- Vezi tipa aia? Vezi ce "properties" are?- Da. Am "testat-o" asear?... este read-only.Un turist st? s? se înece în mare. Pescarii stau ?i se uit?.- Help! Help! strig? turistul.Un pescar c?tre cel?lalt:- Apas? odat? F1, n-auzi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicilianul Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Stiti voi cand stati sa aplicati pentru un job si aveti cerintele angajatorului? Mai jos sunt explicate pe intelesul tuturor:1) - Cautam oameni cu experienta = Trebuie sa tii locul a trei persoane care au plecat.2) - Bune abilitati de comunicare = Sefii comunica, tu asculti, incerci sa intelegi ce vor sa spuna, apoi executi si te rogi sa fie bine.3) - Se cer abilitati de conducere = Vei avea responsabilitatile unui sef, insa bani ioc si respect deloc.4) - Rezistenta la stres = In firma este un haos perpetuu, iar tu va trebui sa te descurci singur.5) - Salariu competitiv = Ramanem competitivi, platind mai putin decat concurentii nostri.6) - Alatura-te echipei noastre dinamice = Nu avem timp sa te instruim, deci va trebui sa te descurci singur.7) - Tinuta obisnuita = Nu te platim prea mult ca sa vii imbracat la patru ace; totusi, sunt unii tipi mai indrazneti ce poarta cercei.8) - Disponibilitate pentru program prelungit = Uneori trebuie sa muncesti peste program; uneori in fiecare seara si uneori in fiecare week-end...9) - Sarcini diferite = Oricine din birou iti poate cere socoteala si iti este sef.10) - Trebuie sa fii atent la orice amanunt = Nu avem serviciu de control al calitatii.11) - Daca iti doresti, mai presus de orice, o cariera = Femeile care solicita un post nu trebuie sa aiba copii (si ar fi bine, pentru ele, sa ramana asa)12) - Interviul va fi personal si confidential sau numai persoanele selectate vor fi contactate = Daca esti batran/a, gras/a si urat/a, ti se va spune ca postul s-a ocupat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aelius Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Cumpar Topor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
symboss Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) Cumpar Topor!Iti fac eu cadou unu'... Daca te filmezi cu el in a doua parte a filmului "Sânge de ?igan" sau cum se mai numea Edited September 27, 2012 by symboss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kovalski Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 ^ Mama ce la pizdit pe prost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malsploit Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) Edited September 27, 2012 by 1337 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sicilianul Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Intrebare din partea "Polonicului": Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Edited September 28, 2012 by Jimmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciresel21 Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Nunta era lini?tit?, Restaurantul avea Wi-Fi gratuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresulicy Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sicilianul Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Cum afli sexul unui caine?Iei o bucata de slanina si i-o dai pe la nas.....Daca este bucuros... este catel...Daca este bucuroasa este catea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 sunete ciudate - Paranormal - Forumul Softpedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javier Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 cine stie cine sunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) pe ak4d3a il cheama ********** si e din constanta, pe nytro **********. Edited September 29, 2012 by aelius moderat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubu2005 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 E foarte posibil ............sa cumpere oltchimul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 pun pariu ca maine numele lor vor fi sterse de aici si de pe profilele lor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aelius Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) pe ak4d3a il cheama ********** si e din constanta, pe nytro **********.pun pariu ca maine numele lor vor fi sterse de aici si de pe profilele lor.Dude, si ce e cu numele lor? Ca nu vad nimic de ras. Aici e categoria fun. In plus, omul ala e student, nu e vreun soi de hacker de notepad. Are omul o personalitate, nu se ascunde ca tine in spatele unui nickname.Si numele meu e public, care e smecheria ? Crezi ca ne e rusine de numele noastre? Din contra. Daca vor, isi pot pune numele aici, e alegerea lor. Nu trebuie sa apari tu aici sa faci asta si sa incalci regulile.Ti-am moderat doar postul; regulile spun sa iei ban defapt. Edited September 29, 2012 by aelius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 e fun sa le scriu numele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubu2005 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Dude, si ce e cu numele lor? Ca nu vad nimic de ras. Aici e categoria fun. In plus, omul ala e student, nu e vreun soi de hacker de notepad. Are omul o personalitate, nu se ascunde ca tine in spatele unui nickname.Si numele meu e public, care e smecheria ? Crezi ca ne e rusine de numele noastre? Din contra. Daca vor, isi pot pune numele aici, e alegerea lor. Nu trebuie sa apari tu aici sa faci asta si sa incalci regulile.Ti-am moderat doar postul; regulile spun sa iei ban defapt.E Polonic Tex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aelius Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Nu ma intereseaza cine e, am spus doar ce am avut de spus. Nu ma deranjaza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 bubule,cum ti-ai dat seama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd02 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 mi se pare amuzant ca unii cred ca sunt anonimi si de fapt nu-s deloc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
