FarSe Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Nu e fun,dar e interesting si n'am vrut sa fac alt topic. Quote
AlMalalah Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Ia puneti ati avea curaj sa faceti ca asta ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyfSsm15b8oDaca da, cate credeti ca va vor da numarul de telefon aici in Romania ? Quote
wildchild Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Ia puneti ati avea curaj sa faceti ca asta ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyfSsm15b8oDaca da, cate credeti ca va vor da numarul de telefon aici in Romania ?Cam toate pi?ipoancele dac? ai avea la gât un lan? de aur gros. Quote
AlMalalah Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Eu cred ca la noi s-ar feri ar zic "Vai mai, du-te mai, da' nu se poate asa cevaaa, da' nu ti-e rusine etc. " Quote
StrXt Posted November 25, 2013 Report Posted November 25, 2013 Funny Source Code Comments// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my commentsException up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);throw up; //ha ha//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing//Now, God only knows// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets// released into the public.// drunk, fix later// Magic. Do not touch.return 1; # returns 1double penetration; // ouch/////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.// I am not responsible of this code.// They made me write it, against my will.//Dear future me. Please forgive me.//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!// I have to find a better job// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)} catch (PartInitException pie) {// Mmm… pie}// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!// That piece of code is not “something strange”!// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.try {}catch (SQLException ex) {// Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.}catch(Exception ex){//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!}// Catching exceptions is for communists// If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt.//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t know who wrote it//You are not expected to understand this/*** If you don’t understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.*/‘NO COMMENT//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.catch (Ex as Exception){// oh crap, we should do something.}// TODO make this work// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.// This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me// Houston, we have a problem// If I from the future read this I’ll back in time and kill myself. Quote
wildchild Posted November 26, 2013 Report Posted November 26, 2013 www.iup.ro/s/5397 Ce prostutiE mai veche ca ?i buna ta faza asta. Quote
ch_ Posted November 26, 2013 Report Posted November 26, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0xMSjt_owo Quote
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aelius Posted November 28, 2013 Report Posted November 28, 2013 Pe chat (20:03:00) tex: ba mudura369, futute-n maduva oaselor si-n sfintenia sufletului adormit, besi in cacat cu flood-ul tau de aici(20:03:05) mudura369: ca nu primesc ?(20:03:12) RST: mudura369 has been logged out (Kicked)...................(20:05:35) Kabron: salut tex(20:05:43) tex: salut(20:05:54) tex: toti copii cu urme de frana pe chiloti ma Quote
Pacalici Posted November 29, 2013 Report Posted November 29, 2013 Hai ma Gecko cat de plictisit sa fii. Cu genu asta iti umplii viata pana la 50 de ani. Sper ca bagai si ceva tarie intre timp sa mearga mai bine comedia. Quote
.darky Posted November 30, 2013 Report Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) Edited November 30, 2013 by .darky Quote
AlMalalah Posted November 30, 2013 Report Posted November 30, 2013 Cred ca asa ar trebui sa scriem si noi aici, "Fundaaa". Quote
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FarSe Posted November 30, 2013 Report Posted November 30, 2013 ' alt='default_21.gif' alt=':))'>'>Sau click dreapta si copy image url.. mai usor. Quote