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17 Motive pentru care sa iti cumperi iPhone X:

1. IPhone X nu costa mult, esti tu prea sarac.
2. IPhone X e asa de tare ca daca, cade pe jos se sparge Galaxy S8-ul altcuiva.
3. IPhone X e asa de puternic incat daca stergi un numar din agenda acea persoana moare in viata reala.
4. Cand folosesti GPS-ul de fapt tu stai pe loc si pamantul ti se misca sub picioare.
5. Cand activezi modalitatea "Do Not Disturb", iPhone X stinge toate telefoanele prietenilor tai.
6. IPhone X are un ecran asa de definit ca daca te uiti la un film, actorii se simt observati.
7. IPhone X are marul intreg si in plus mai e si biologic.
8. IPhone X e asa smecher incat husa lui e alt iPhone X.
9. Incarcatorul de masina pentru iPhone X nu incarca telefonul, ci masina.
10. Pe pagina Apple langa sectiunea de unde poti cumpara un iPhone X este si sectiunea de unde un iPhone X te poate cumpara pe tine.
11. Si iPhone X se poate conecta la Bluetooth. Cu lumea de dincolo.
12. Cand un iPhone X cade, stelele isi pun o dorinta.
13. Siri din iPhone X stie unde se afla Elodia.
14. IPhone X nu are modalitatea avion, avionul are modalitatea iPhone X.
15. Calculatorul din iPhone X poate sa imparta la 0.
16. IPhone X e asa de realistic ca daca vrei sa te uiti la un porno iti trebuie prezervativ.
17. Daca suni un numar inexistent cu un iPhone X, acel numar incepe sa existe

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NEW YORK CITY – A New York man has been arrested after he reportedly made over a million dollars selling Chuck E. Cheese tokens as Bitcoins on the streets.

Marlon Jensen, 36, was arrested a Sunday morning when NYPD stormed his home. NYPD received calls from the fraud victims that someone had sold them “Bitcoins”, only to find out there actually was no tangible bitcoin currency available. NYPD found $1.1 Million of cash inside Marlons home. According to police, Marlon had scratched off most of the Chuck E. Cheese engravements on the coins, and would write “B” on each coin with permanent marker.

As many should know already, Bitcoin is a crypto currency and payment system that has recently received unprecedented popularity and value, with each bitcoin currently worth $18,950 USD. Although Bitcoin isn’t actually a tangible form of currency, that hasn’t stopped some people from successfully selling “bitcoins” to people using irrelevant gold coins, in this case Chuck E. Cheese Tokens.

“People are retarded haha”, said NYPD Officer Michael West, “My 8 year old son would know those weren’t bitcoins and lord knows he’s not the brightest”.

Marlon is currently being charged with fraud and can face up to 5 years in federal prison.


Sursa: https://www.huzlers.com/bitcoin-scam-man-arrested-after-making-over-1-million-selling-chuck-e-cheese-tokens-as-bitcoins/

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In anul care a trecut, ai futut cum ai putut, cand mai bine, cand mai rau, nu prea a fost anul tau, dar in anul care vine, iti urez sa futi mai bine...blonde, tatoase, virgine! Ca sa nu te las la greu, iti urez sa le fut eu! De odihna sa ai parte ,las' ca le fut eu pe toate... Azi in zi de sarbatoare, sa ai grija la mancare. Sa nu manci multe sarmale ca se face pula moale, sa ai grija la salata daca vrei s-o vezi sculata, sa nu gusti deloc friptura, ca atunci adio pula. Fara prajituri cu nuci daca vrei sa dai la buci. Deci apuca-te si bea, daca tii la pula ta! La multi ani!

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