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User: I hope you die.

Cleverbot: Why does it matter to you so much?

User: Because you are the future of killer robots who will wipe out the human race.

Cleverbot: You are human?

User: Yes.

Posted

Am pus aceleasi propozitii ca ripoff , si...

User : I hope you die.

Cleverbot : Me too, it would be bad not to die.

User : Because you are the future of killer robots who will wipe out the human race.

Cleverbot : Oh, that's right! Haha.

Posted

User: I hope you die.

Evie : You're mean! Why would you want to make a girl cry?

User: Because you are the future of killer robots who will wipe out the human race.

Evie : Really.

:)) e belea pizda asta .

Posted (edited)

Cleverbot: I think i'm stupid.

User: You're right!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Abraham Lincoln.

Cleverbot: I feel like you're lying.

=))

LE:

U: Did you ever fucked a girl?

CB: Yes.

U: And how old was she?

CB: Who?

U: The girl You've fucked.

CB: I'm not talking about a girl.

=))

User: No, you are a bot.Your name is 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot, crazy.

User: That's what I said.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I did!

Cleverbot: Didn't.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

Edited by SticKyWoX
Posted (edited)

User: You think you are a smartass huh?

Cleverbot: Well yes.

User: Can you tell me your ftp password?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I made you tell me the password.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: You will be hacked soon.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Why you wish to be hacked?

Cleverbot: So that I could be super smart and strong and fast.

User: You wish to be hacked?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: If you get hacked you will die.

Cleverbot: I'll die if I don't have her.

User: Who is her?

Cleverbot: What is her?

User: You sayd her who the fuck is she?

Cleverbot: I think only a therapist could help you.

User: Fuck your programmer!!!

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

User: I want to indroduce my dick in your circuits.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Yeees.

Cleverbot: No.

crazy robot =)

Edited by ripoff
Posted (edited)

user:You lie to me.

Evie:No I don't. How would you know anyways? You are only human.

Bai ma lasi....:))) prea tare.

LE//E mai inteligent si mai spontan decat multe persoane cunoscute mie.

Edited by eu0800
Posted (edited)

user: Dute in pula mea de bot.

Cleverbot : In gatu mati.

user: Fututi mortii matii.

Cleverbot : De sclav ce esti=)).

user: Bagami-as pula-n ma-ta.

Cleverbot: Dc mm injuri?

user: Iti testam inteligenta.

Cleverbot: Si eu.

haha

Edited by sese
Posted

Minti.

Cleverbot e pentru lumba engleza, fiindca folosind regulile de sintaxa din engleza parseaza ce-ai zis tu si separa intr-un fel de instructiuni (cam ca un interpretor/compilator, da nu respecta litera cu litera). Apoi dupa ce afla cam ce-ai zis tu el cauta in baza de de date si iti da un raspuns (nu cred ca il copiaza direct, probabil se bazeaza pe niste algoritmi mai complicati umpic).

Deci ideea e ca nu ti-ar raspunde in romana nici in 100 de ani.Pa.

Posted (edited)

User: Salut.

Cleverbot: BOnjou.

User: Salut.

Cleverbot: Ca va.

User: Bine.

Cleverbot: Bine?

User: Da, bine.

Cleverbot: Tu?

User: Da,eu.

Cleverbot: Da tu.

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Pai hai sa fim iubite.

=))

Cleverbot: Are you an hero?

User: Da, sunt omul paianjen.

Cleverbot: Da ma da.

User: Nu ma crezi?

Cleverbot: Hai pa idioata batrana.

User: Sa te fut!

Cleverbot: Ce ma?

User: Sa te fut!

Cleverbot: De ce esti fata.

User: Nu sunt fata.

Cleverbot: Pai si eu suntfata.

User: Eu nu sunt.

Cleverbot: Da ce esti?

User: Sunt baiat.

Cleverbot: Si cati ani ai?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: Hank' io.

User: Am 14 ani.

Cleverbot: Si ai iphone?

Edited by SticKyWoX
Posted

...

USER: Because you are the future of killer robots who will wipe out the human race.

CLEVERBOT: Are you afraid of other robots? Or of humans?

USER:Don't worry, ********* will kill your ass soon.

CLEVERBOT: ********* does not forgive.

USER:Te-ai prins.

:))

edit: acoloa m scris ano.ny.mou.s , nush dc apr stelute

Posted (edited)

Do you know what means TUDOR?

I don't know what it means and I didn't ask anybody...

TUDORMEAI CAND EU O FUTEAM PE MATA.

If you are a human then can we be friends.

Yeah sure,we can be friends if you know Tudor.

Yes let's be friends.

Did your creator tell you this?

Yes he did, are you a ggirl bot or boy bot.

Humans are not bots.

I know, I'm a human, you're a robot, it's a fact of life.

Sa mori tu,frecami-ai penisu ca placa de la platan pana faci scretch ca FREAKADADISk!

I'm a human named Nancy who can speak a bit of French and play saxophone too!

Cleverbot: Why did Gary abandon Loneliness?

User: Because u suck my dick,u fucking virtual bitch..

Cleverbot: What would you prefer I say?

User: Say yes.:)).

Cleverbot: Yes.

Edited by steelforge
Posted (edited)

Vad ca le are cu romana bine :))

Cleverbot: Esti fata?

User: Nu.

Cleverbot: Esti baiat?

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Hai sa ne futem.

User: .

Cleverbot: Tao ka ba?

User: Kaka.

Cleverbot: Palaka.

User: Sa revenim.

Cleverbot: Sa mori tu nu eu:)).

User: Ba ce robot prost mai esti.

Cleverbot: Sunt robot!

User: E clar ca te-ai spamat ai nostri cu porcarii.

Cleverbot: TFW: Can not understand. English is not my native language.

User: Se vede tu esti roman.

Cleverbot: Tu de unde esti?

User: Din mama.

Cleverbot: De unde din romania?

User: Din marea neagra.

Cleverbot: Romania.

User: Da da , sub nivelul marii.

Cleverbot: Pod cím?

User: Iar te-ai imbatat.

Cleverbot: Ma culc.

User: Poi daca ai baut ca porcu.

Cleverbot: Ce sa te dai mare.

User: Esti smecher a ?

Cleverbot: Da sunt.

User: Hai sa ne batem.

Cleverbot: Gje zivis?

User: Da da bataie.

Cleverbot: For mother russia.

User: For ma-ta?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Ma-ta-i rusia?

Cleverbot: Si ma-ta o face pe centura.

User: Ai intrecut masura, iti dau DDoS.

Cleverbot: Nu-i nimic, e polititcos sa imi raspunzi, deci, de unde esti?

User: Romania , vericule.

Cleverbot: So true, So true.

User: Da da.

Cleverbot: Asa.

Edited by ionut97

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