b3b3 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Parca n-as mai folosi Chrome. nici eu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvw Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Vreau si eu un ceas din asta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xZu Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvw Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Battletoads!? I think it would be a good idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitty Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 v1c, alea-s broastele-gardian de pe RST ma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvw Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Haceri de Romania.http://help4dummies.3x.ro/Hack.htmUite aici sfaturi pentru haceri adevarati http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=starting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neutron Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) This conversation took place through email. * Customer: "I need something off the web, and I don't have any way to use a browser!" * Tech Support: "There's a browser called 'lynx' that you can use from a shell." (gives a brief description of how to use it) * Customer: "What's lynx? I need a browser!" * Tech Support: (again mentions lynx and says how to use it) * Customer: "I need a browser. If you can't help me, get someone else to answer my emails."I used to do tech support for a company that made computer accessories and video game accessories. We had a pay-for-access web site for one of our products. The site was full of special codes and cheats. One day, a customer called, asking how to access the site. * Tech Support: "Well, just go to ." * Customer: "How do I do that?" * Tech Support: "Type it in in your web browser." * Customer: "Huh?" * Tech Support: "Ok...sir...do you have Internet access?" * Customer: "Huh? No. No Internet. I don't even have a computer." * Tech Support: "Ok, sir, you need a computer and an Internet account to access web sites." * Customer: "Oh. Well, it didn't say that when I mailed in the membership card. I want my money back."Daca vreti sa ma radeti intrati aici:http://rinkworks.com/stupid/ Edited May 13, 2009 by neutron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvw Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Yahu! Manelenger part deux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xZu Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Uite aici sfaturi pentru haceri adevarati http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=startingConclusionGo ahead and mess around with some of those tools and Windows mods. After you have a good looking desktop with the basic necesseties, familiarize yourself with them. Mastering programs like Notepad and Telnet are vital to a hacker's every day process. After you are comfortable, go ahead and check out some more hacking tools. "LOL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmiN Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 LoL ... pe site-ul dat de xZu la click dreapta -> source: katerinka curata<!-- You tried to steal my code. Your IP has been logged and you WILL be hacked. schiz0id--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosferatu Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitty Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 ba dilau esti ba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosferatu Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HackKing Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Pofta mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosferatu Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Write in c, write in c, oh write in c)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HackKing Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 LoL ... pe site-ul dat de xZu la click dreapta -> source: katerinka curata<!-- You tried to steal my code. Your IP has been logged and you WILL be hacked. schiz0id--> sunt curios de mult, cum se poate face sa-ti ascunzi sursa la site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ady1266 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 sunt curios de mult, cum se poate face sa-ti ascunzi sursa la site?Dai scrool in jos theeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Nu se poate. Eventual ceva criptare prin javascript, dar de care tot se trece ca doar e pe partea de client.eh baietii se refera exact la ascunsul prin introducerea unui mesaj "...steal mi code" si un kilogram de spatii si enteruri... ca asa suna in challengeIntr-adevar pe java n-ai ce sa ascunzi, java e client deci "da, stapane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmiN Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 De ce sunt chiar asa distractive acele "concursuri" in direct ?YouTube - Sueca vomita en directo ¡SUBTITULADO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HackKing Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Dai scrool in jos theeeeahahaha ce ratat sunt, nu am vazut, tnx De ce sunt chiar asa distractive acele "concursuri" in direct ?YouTube - Sueca vomita en directo ¡SUBTITULADO!S-a umilit singura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 A fost eclipsa in China: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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litzard Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 (edited) Samwell-What what in the butt ----------------------------------------------------Cel mai bun "mobile tracker" din lume Mobile phone tracking----------------------------------------------------O mica farsa YOU GOT RICK ROLL'D---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Asta a lui nemesis imi place rau mam pisat pe mn de rasAcum vreun an de zile lucram la un provider de cartier si raspundeam si la telefoanele legate de suportul tehnic in privinta sistemelor de la oameni din casa (adica cei care sunt mai paraleli cu calculatorele). Sa va spun cele mai interesante faze in decursul celor 2 saptamani de munca:1. NU MERGE NETULSuna telefonul. Raspund:Eu: Alo, buna ziua.Clientul: Salut, am si eu o problema.Eu: Spuneti va rog.Clientul: Frate de 2 saptamani nu merge netulEu: Aveti placa de retea data pe enable?Clientul: Adica?Eu: Dati un click dreapta pe Network Neighbourhood si Properties.Clientul: Mersi frateeeeee. Esti tare. Hai ca dau un restart ca acuma merge netul.Mi-a inchis telefonul iar eu am ramas perplex.2. UNDE ESTE DESKTOPUL? (femeie in varsta)Suna telefonul. Raspund:Eu: Buna ziua.Clienta: Buna ziua.Eu: Cu ce va pot ajuta?Clienta: Am o problema cu internetul. Nu imi merge de cateva zile.Eu: Aveti placa de retea data pe enable?Clienta: ???????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Eu: Dati click dreapta pe Network Neighbourhood si dupa aceea Properties.Clienta: Unde e aia?Eu: Ar trebui sa aveti pe Desktop iconita de la retea, daca nu o aveti va explic cum sa o faceti sa apara.Clienta: Stati putin ca eu am in fata altceva.Eu: Ok. Trebuie sa aveti in fata desktopulClienta: Stati ca nu il gasesc.Eu: Doamna inchideti toate programele si folderele deschise si veti avea desktopul in fata.Clienta: (dupa vreo 20 deÂÂÂÂ* secunde) nu stiu domne unde e desktopul asta. Lasati ca va aduc calculatorul la firma.Inchide telefonul.3. NU MERGE NETU'Vine un client (cam la 18 ani)- Frate sa ma f** in netul vostru ca nu merge deloc. Mi-a zis **** (unul din patronii firmei) sa vin cu calculatorul la voi ca cica e de la mine. Sa moara mama de nu e calculator nou si nu are cum sa fie de la el. Uite aici calculatorul sa te uiti la el daca are probleme.- Stai 2 minute sa vad ce are.Iau pc-ul, ma duc cu el in spate si ii dau drumul. Deschid Panda antivirus si ce vad acolo? Era setat la maxim firewallul si nu accepta nici un fel de trafic. Setez antivirusul, beau o cafea, fumez o tigare si ma duc la om:- Frate era virusat rau. Ti l-am devirusat si l-am pus la punct dar te costa 300.000.Imi da omul banii, isi ia calculatorul si pleaca.4. GABORII SI INTERNETULVine la sediul firmei un politist.- Ia zi baiatu' iti aduc si eu calculatorul ca nu merge netul de cand mi-am tras cablul in casa si au venit 3 baieti de la voi, mi-au schimbat ip-ul de cateva ori si tot nu merge.- Da veniti cu calculatorul in jurul orei 16:00La ora 16:00 vine gaborul cu calculatorul. Deschid calculatorul dau click dreapta pe monitoarele de la retea si enable. Surpriza!!! Merge netul.Concluzie? Mi-am dat demisia si 3 administratori de retea (retea in care sunt si eu) nu au stiut sa dea un amarat de enable la placa de retea. Edited August 4, 2009 by litzard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devianc3 Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Text and Web - Google Translate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberWolf08 Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Text and Web - Google TranslateAsta e chiar foarte foarte tare. Se tot tin de glume astia de la google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
